Lionel⚜️

Bully OC blog ⚜️

[fleurdeaqua]

⚜️ INTRODUCTION POST ⚜️

My name is Lionel, I’m very rich and funny and I’m from Québéc which is why I have a “Funny” accent.

Do not make fun of my accent.

I hope to see you all getting along nicely with me soon

Here’s my.. chart-thing. Quite humble, I know…

If you’re one of those paupers, I believe you’re looking for my lesser half. You can contact my brother at @greasyfish

OUT OF CHARACTER FACTS AND GUIDELINES

-this blog owner is a minor. jokes are fine, but please keep it in your pants.

-While the real me is actually Canadian, I am not Québécois, and do not speak any French.

-My personal blog is @soggy-sailor

[soggy-sailor]

I drew Tad Spencer in a pool floaty awww so cute 💝 he even has his webbed foot that I totally didn’t model after Kermit the frog because I was watching The Muppets when I drew this. Couldn’t be that. Don’t even ask me

I want to make this a cute summer series, but I have to get over the obstacle that is drawing Derby.. for some reason. Why is he so hard to draw? Save me.

[newcoventryking]

Hey, Johnny, remember that polaroid of you in that Tanbi-Kei dress that was going around a while back?

Would you ever be willing to dress like that again? You looked so radiant in that outfit. I haven't been able to forget it and I don't know why.

If you're not willing to do that, then I have another suggestion...

- @itzyagirlklara

Klara, now I'm gonna need you to look me deep in my eyes while I say this. I'd rather, kiss Derby, on his overly-filled, never-known-a day-of-struggle, fuckin' lips, then ever put that thing on again--! I mean, ahem, put a dress on.

N' I bet there's an equally fat chance 'd do whatever else you're thinkin'.

[fleurdeaqua]

And why are you thinking about Derby’s lips that graphically? Hmmmm? Do you have something you’d like to share with us?

~L.s

[fleurdeaqua]

Who is the coolest guy in the academy? (Except yourself)

…Sebastian.

~L

[thadistic]

((Not trying to start a witch hunt but a specific derby blog did admit to being actually in real life homophobic on their uh. Checks notes. Incest fic. And I don't know if any of you know this and want people to know this bc many of us are very gay and deserve to feel safe.

So I'm not fucking w that anymore stay safe y'all. Again please don't confront them, that's not what I want here. I just want to feel safe on my own blog.))

[fleurdeaqua]

I remember when I came here one of you joked about drying your tears with money, and I thought that sounded awful. Canadien money would scratch you, and I thought American money was just paper so it would melt away if you did that. I’m much smarter now

~L

OOC: omfg I have like no ideas for Lionel it’s pissing me off sm. Pleaaaseee send me asks 🥺🥺🥺

[aquatic-athlete]

The subset of different eggs surely can't go unnoticed, i mean they're all rather interesting. It really makes me think if all of them are as good for throwing as chicken eggs are? I'm guessing an ostrich egg would be more on leading to a concussion, and an onslaught on anyone's head. That could probably land you in jail.

But frog and fish eggs wouldn't work at all, they're quite slippery already. It'd probably be more plausible for it to hit the ground before you even lift your arm. And from what i know, reptile eggs are rather squishy to the touch, they fold quite easily. Other species of eggs may not be suitable at all.

So then if I'm scaling in size, the second largest thing than a chicken egg may be a duck egg. They're quite durable, right? And they're not too different looking from the traditional eggs we carry, so in theory, i could be walking around with a much heftier egg and nobody would know!

But now that begs the question if other bird eggs are more compatible with egg dyeing. Goose eggs are quite pearlescent, maybe i wouldn't run into too many issues with that. And it'd be quite fun really, since they are much larger. Instead of buying fake large eggs with vibrant colors and details for Easter, maybe they could purchase goose eggs instead and decorate those with no issue. I might do that next year.

[fleurdeaqua]

Do you eat all of those eggs? No, wait, that’s not what you mean at all..

maybe I am just hungry.

~L

[fleurdeaqua]

OOC: relationship chart

[greasyfish]

I’m so sick and tired of being mistaken for my stupid little brother! Sure, we have the same face shape and similar builds (I’m taller!) but we have totally different personalities and appearances!

For the love of… HE’S BLONDE! I COULD TELL US APART A FOOTBALL FIELD AWAY WITHOUT MY GLASSES ON!

OOC: I am Drew I am Danny and we are not the same person

[fleurdeaqua]

For once in my life I actually agree with you! I’ll never understand how people confuse me with the likes of you!

And—HEY! You’re only older than me by minutes and taller than me by an inch!

So immature…

~ L