Totally not fanderismeh-

Just your average obsessed Fander/Whovian/Hazbean! (Kinda) Anyways, I write fanfics, incorrect quotes, and other stuff. Feel free check out my Ao3 account! (But please DON’T.) @fanderismeh. (I also take cursed image requests.)

[blackmetallersdoingnormalstuff]

[pinkbiscuits-perks-and-curses]

the types of mutuals:

-just a dude

-secretively a god

-secretively a god but bad at hiding it

-chaos incarnate

-vague gremlin

-the wholesome bean

-the precious bean

-yearn incarnate

-info dump fren

-cursed bitch ass motherfucker

-*incomprehensible chanting*

-mumble

-fandom hive

[flextape-the-plant]

@the-goddess-of-annoying im back again! also, you're *incomprehensible chanting*

[memeuplift]

[mylilstarsweeper-deactivated202]

@thewormambassador

[flextape-the-plant]

@the-goddess-of-annoying

[mercifulangel]

what did they mean by this...

[gordon-freeman-official]

>looking for a new church

>ask the church if their god is crunchy or chewy

>girl doesnt understand

>i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is crunchy and what is chewy

>she laughs and says "its a good god sir"

>its chewy

[flextape-the-plant]

Honestly, I think god is crunchy though.

[kudzupocalypse]

[letswritestories101]

yeah, I know the feeling

[flextape-the-plant]

And then like, half want through the project, you lose motivation and wanna go back to sleep but it's already the middle of the day.

[my-gender-is]

my gender is literally just technoblade

[flextape-the-plant]

But- but gender is dead-

[ctinakitten]

...

[flextape-the-plant]

I think I'm going to phuqing cry 🙂

[imaveryevilgirl]

The feminine urge to CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES GRIND THEIR BONES INTO DIRT MAKE THEM REGRET THEY WERE EVER BORN

[pocket-deer-belly]

The masculine urge to ✨hug your friends! ✨ 💖 Play games and dressup with them! 💖 🥰And make them feel like valued parts of your life! 🥰

[furbearingbrick]

the nonbinary urge to 

urrrrrrmmmm

[flextape-the-plant]

The questioning urge to just

✨👹✨

[fruitsoftheweb]

“This paper introduces a novel workflow to generate snow imprints, and model the interaction of snow with dynamic objects.”

[tinybed]

i like what i’m seeing…….

[flextape-the-plant]

I don't know if I should laugh or cry at this point

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

[flextape-the-plant]

You look like you need a leaf, mate

@the-goddess-of-annoying

[ah3wfuh1q2938rh-deactivated2016]

my favorite thing to say as a reaction to stuff is “dear lord” i say it at least 10 times a day

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

mine is “oh jeez” . everyone reblog with your variation

[delicateherolightscissors]

“frickin frick”

[flextape-the-plant]

Oh. My. *MUFFINS.

(*Half of the time, "Muffins" is replaced with "Mushrooms" or "Mooshrooms" because I have a serious obsession with Minecraft and MCYTs)

[shmreduplication]

lil word game I’ve been having fun with during the pandemic: putting “and/or” between words that only have “and” between them

lo and/or behold

cease and/or desist

trials and/or tribulations

fun and/or profit

[shmreduplication]

this is especially fun with titles

war and/or peace

pride and/or prejudice

fast and/or furious

charlie and/or the chocolate factory

[flextape-the-plant]

@the-goddess-of-annoying just hit me with Alexand/or Hamilton.

Thank you for these BEAUTIFUL words, Goddess.

[soothifying]

What sounds do you find satisfying?

[fizzlepop-frog]

Sparkle!!!

[aletheladyinred]

Rain! 🌧️🌧️🌧️

[lesbianismistheway2life]

Wind 🌬

Running water 🚿

[scrabbleknight]

Leaves rustling 🌿

[ikealoki]

ice cubes hitting glass cups? very specific but i love it 🧊🧊

[thewaywardcasgirl]

thunder storms

[tothelighthouse1]

computer fan shutting off

[theartofimaginaryfriends]

Keyboard clicks or the sound of acrylic nails tapping on a phone

[runfromthemedic]

Stirring a cup/mug with a spoon and sand pouring through an hourglass

[flextape-the-plant]

Radio static!

[pukicho]

Baby may eat the spaghetti messy, his mother may find it adorable, “how the fuck did he get a meatball on his head?” she’d say, but deep down inside I am disgusted, like I’m staring at gluttony manifested in that baby crib. Baby Spaghetti.

[kakitysax]

babies are cute no matter what you monster >:-(

[pukicho]

I once saw a baby eat a cricket

[oroborealis]

When I was a wee one my mom drive a jeep that had one of those pre-2010 saggy car roofs. My mom witnessed me reach into that roof, take out some of the insulation, and eat it like cotton candy

[pukicho]

Beginning to think this was just the average diet for an American baby

[pukicho]

Please… no more

[flextape-the-plant]

I ate three fire ants when i was two...

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[flextape-the-plant]

You guys will now be able to leave the bog safely 😀👍

[flextape-the-plant]

Drew a picture of Ranboo. I am very proud of how it turned out :D

[tstwitterupdates]

TS tweet 17/03/21 :

Made a lovely meal for Gavin and I today. Sometimes, I think I actually /could/ do this whole Dad thing.

[flextape-the-plant]

That looks bussin.