Cough Syrup Mouseboy

Alex, asexual and demiromantic (I think?), any pronouns, will spam everyone with my favourite ships, shows, and everything in between ^_^

[secondairycomics]

Trash Heap AU part 32

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[melonjce]

HAPPY TENNASWEEP TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

[homunculus-argument]

Consider: An anthro opossum, koala, capuchin monkey, or anteater, who is wearing a t-shirt with a text on the back that says "if you can read this, I have no idea where that little fucker is".

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

What could this possible be referencing

[homunculus-argument]

Well, you see:

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sobbing ofnfjfkfklg

[sickdogs]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[burgersburgersburgersburgers]

very big fan of whatever this new meme trend is

[sockiepuppetry]

The new Security

[unpaid-inchworm]

Obsessed with the fact that, in a show that got away with a ton of gore, swearing, and innuendo for something rated tv-pg, they still managed to push the butt jokes to a point where someone had to step in and be like "ok that's too much ass"

[igotthis2]

Okay, so far my favorite bit from Warlock Holmes - A Study in Brimstone is the line "I got cardio-cranial narrative-sensitive exploditis" 😂 This guy literally has the "I'm going to die when the plot demands it" disease 🤣

I love Fourth Wall breaks like this.

[charcoalsuns]

Warlock Holmes, scrawling in his journals with crayon: this writing thing is easy really

[the-bedheaded-league]

I’m reading Warlock Holmes book 2 and I love the fact that we have yet to learn why Holmes refuses to eat anything but toast and soup, and at this point it seems equally likely that either it’s due to some weird magic curse or that it’s just him being Incredibly Autistic.

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[lesvegas]

i fucking hate gender bro what the fuck is any of this shit

[frenchtoastee]

[abandonrun]

me 15 seconds into a male on male zoom call: actually you know what? *territorial chimp noises*

[catgirlforeskin]

[beautiful-songbird]

How the new Odyssey movie sounds to me based off of what I’ve seen on tumblr

[chillyfeetsteak]

a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please

[chillyfeetsteak]

HUGE NEWS HUGE UPDATE

squirrel REAPPEARED today... NOW PAINTED

[chillyfeetsteak]

i wanted to provide another update because there has been more activity at the nut bar

a few weeks ago i sculpted a new patron:

and put him in the bar. the next day he was gone. a couple weeks later he reappeared painted... but with ANOTHER new guest: a 3D printed squirrel based on the first one i sculpted (with a bottle!)

:)

[stillnotmollified]

willing to bet money that “no, go back” is the least-pressed button in the history of the internet

[donabene]

friendship is literally all about being inconvenienced. ask a favour of me. need my help. i want to go out of my way for you