Me: Shit there's an exam tomorrow and I need to study and get prepared for it.
Brain: Oooor...
Me: Don't even start it.
Brain: Gay ships!
Me: You mean gay OTPs, don't you? ;)
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@flickuer
Me: Shit there's an exam tomorrow and I need to study and get prepared for it.
Brain: Oooor...
Me: Don't even start it.
Brain: Gay ships!
Me: You mean gay OTPs, don't you? ;)
Me: I will be productive!!!!
OTPs: Hi!
Me: *putting down my pencil* I suddenly remembered that I have things to do!
Me 5sec. later: *scrolling intensively through Tumblr, fanfics, fanarts, etc.* GRQBGSNYWHUSNYNYNWUNUENEUNUNWUNUWNUWNUWNUWNUWNYNGWNYENUWNUENUWNUANGNEUNYNWYNUAMUNUANUAMAMUAMUANYUENNGNHNYNYNVCRWDDWRBJJIOYOHGECAC!!!!!!!!!
me: *laughs at the mention of sex while reading an assigned book in class*
also me: *can read a 30k smut fanfic with a straight face*
When you have 18 Ao3 tabs open and don’t want to close any of them.
Writers
Writer says: So I had this crazy idea one day and I just had to work on it. Here ya go!
Writer means: So I had this crazy idea either right before getting in the shower or right before falling asleep so I grabbed my fucking laptop and shat all over it to create the steaming pile of crap that I now lay before you. I don’t even know if it’s good anymore. I haven’t slept in two days.
Writer says: Wow, real life’s getting busy! Sorry on the slow updates.
Writer means: My life is a literal storm of shit at the moment. Why did I decide to do this. Why am I still doing this. Everything around me is spinning out of control and I am staying up ‘til 5:30 in the morning every night to create a piece of work that will only get two comments and 12 demands for quicker updates. I hope no one’s mad at me, all I wanted to do was write.
Writer says: Wow! Would you look at that! I updated on time! Please enjoy!
Writer means: WOOOOOOHOOOOOO BITCHES LOOK AT THIS PRODUCTIVE ASSHOLE GO YEEEEEHAAAAWWWW TAKE THAT YOU NASTY REVIEWERS ALWAYS DEMANDING ME TO BE FASTER! I GOT THIS SHIT I GOT THIS SHIT
Writer says: This chapter was a toughie. Glad it’s finally done!
Writer means: I don’t know if this is good or not. I honestly don’t fucking know. I’ve read the same words over and over and over again and I just couldn’t look at it anymore. My beta said it was ok but I’m not confident but HOLY SHIT I JUST NEED TO STOP WRITING THIS FUCKIGN CHAPTER.
Writer says: Thanks for reading!
Writer means: Please, oh please oh please oh please leave me a review. A comment. Anything. Please tell me you’re out there. Please tell me someone is reading this.
Writer says: I just want to say that real life is getting pretty hectic right now. Please try to be patient with me, I know you guys want updates. Thanks! :)
Writer means: FUCK. YOU. Who the fuck do you think you are, demanding shit from me?! You don’t know my life! I have a very busy life! I create shit for free, you entitled son of a pig-fucker! STOP LEAVING ME COMMENTS TELLING ME TO UPDATE SOON OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL PUKE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER
Writer says: What’s gonna happen next? Who knows? Hee hee ;)
Writer means: I have no fucking clue what the next chapter is going to look like. What’s my plot? I don’t know. I feel no emotion.
Writer says: Please leave a comment! It helps me write!
Writer means: I am begging you to leave me a comment because I swear it’s the only thing that’s keeping me motivated right now, I hate the work I put out and I need reassurance that people are actually enjoying this.
Writer says: I hope you enjoyed that chapter, big things are coming up! ;)
Writer means: Buckle up bitches, someone’s gonna die.
Writer says: I know I’ve missed a few updates, but I swear I plan on finishing this story!
Writer means: *high pitched eternal screeching*
Writer says: Here we are at long last! This has been one wild ride. I want to thank you all so much for your support and love, I adore each and every one of you. I am so happy to say that this story has come to a wonderful close.
Writer means: My body is numb. Voices call out to me from the void, but I can no longer hear them over the beating of my racing heart. I am stressed to the point where I feel no relief. The story is done. It’s fucking DONE. I loved it, I hated it, it was a fucking storm of horror and pain. I can no longer see color. Now I can at last relax and…wait……wait a second………..holy shit I just thought of the best idea for a one-shot that’s totally gonna turn into a 50 chapter slow burn AU fic leT’S FUCKING DO THIS
Called. Out.
AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAGAA
Omg. So accurate
i ship niall with everyone he just makes things better
Sometimes I get frustrated with myself because one minute I’m like “ yeah narry is the best! they’re so cute, my otp” but then I remember ziall and I’m like “ziall is so cute and hot! I love them together!” also I remember nouis and I’m like “nouis is so cute!” and then niam is cute too and…arrrggg…… I can’t choose one! that’s the reason why I ship all these couples
is it just me or is my tumblr app like...really fucking up ugh-
z: (in the future) so do you think, like, we’re still gonna be mates?
everyone else: of course
i am: depression
every gay fanfic that is written in first person narrative:
I just want for them to fuck me har- wait. What? No. Why am I thinking like this? I’m being stupid. But damn, their smell, their touch, their hair, their- NO. NO. I do not have a crush I AM STRAIGHT-
jingle bells
good years dropped
zayn misses his boys
can they all
apologise
and stop being pussies
can u imagine a family member going through your phone after you died and be like “this nasty bitch…. RIP tho”
'name a situation that's more terrifying than death itself'
reblog if you’ve cried over a fanfic before. trying to prove a point
On My Own by Niall Horan
iiIIIIIIIIIIIIi’LLL drink 'til it's emptEH Stay oUT 'til it's lATE IiiiII wake up at midday and marry my bed I'll kiss all the womEN Get punched in the hEAD You could offer the world, baby But I'll take this insTeaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaeeeeeeeEEd
yyyyEEEEEeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAhhhhhh
yEEEEEEeeeeeaaaaaAAAAeeeeeeeeeHHHHHHHH
Mirrors by Niall Horan y’all
IIIiiiiiIIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIiiiiiiiii
need lOOOOovee
to hold me closer in the
nIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiIIggGghtt
just enOUgH
to feel my body come
allLLLiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiiIIIiiiiiIIIIve
when my bones start breAKING
my heart starts shaking
iiIIIIIIIIiiiIIIIiiiiIIIIIIIII
need lOove
need lOVE
ronan: now that he's [niall's] got a girlfriend
liam:
fandom:
ronan:
liam:
fandom: ...so is nailee okay or ?? we've been worried for a while now yk but ok