Delirium related Prompts/Starters
“Go to bed already. No, your bed! That’s the pet bed!”
“If you didn’t worry about taking too much aspirin, I’d think you were on dope.”
“Calm down, you’re just a little mixed up right now.”
“No, no, _____ isn’t here. It’s me, _____.”
“Okay, that was barely even a sentence…”
“I can’t even see what you’re seeing and it’s freaking me out.”
“Your brain is melting, isn’t it?”
“No one is trying to hurt you, that’s just your doctor.”
“So you won’t eat my soup but you’ll eat that old candy you just found on the floor.”
“This is really scaring me! Stuff that isn’t even here is making you cry!”
“What do you mean you have to go home? You are home, we’re in your bedroom!”
“Please stop hiding in the bathtub.”
“Oh crap, _____ escaped!”
“I know you didn’t mean it, you’re just spooked because your fever’s messing with you.”
“This is exactly why you need to be in bed right now.”
“Tell whatever is freaking you out that I’ll kick its ass if it doesn’t stop.”
“Uh…That is definitely not something you have to do. Not at all, ever, but especially not right now.”
“I’m gonna call an ambulance if you can’t tell me something coherent in the next ten seconds.”
“Let’s see what the thermometer has to say about this.”
“You don’t even know what day it is!”
So good! 💜🤒
