silentflight

random funny stuff and occasional anime stuff

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

so that iconic photo of spidey laying in front of avengers tower was actually just tom holland napping on set

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[pukicho]

[xbecka]

basically all my sentences start with one of these

ok so

basically

omg

no but seriously

actually

ok

wow

ok wow (or wow ok)

wait

but wait

no wait

guys

oh wow

so like

dude

if you mix some of these together you could make so many more…

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[veryoldlady]

cool

[thy-lovelylionheart]

the year is 2067. am elderly woman sits in a hover-rocker at the local care home. she’s nodding off to sleep when a voice says, “hey, i like your shoelaces.” the woman opens her eyes, confused. shoelaces? shoes stopped having laces decades ago. she stares at the grey haired lady in front of her for a long quizzical minute before it hits her. a large, dentured smile spread across her face and she replies:

“thanks. i stole them from the president.”

[oddchamp]

[mecha-faggot]

Can someone please explain this?

[triss19]

The innocence.

[nunyabizni]

Awe children, they just don’t know anymore.

[itscoldinwonderland]

What do you mean innocent. This has nothing to do with innocence.

[hawkeyedflame]

you come into my house and make me read this with my own two eyes

[daily-showerthoughts]

The difference between 4am and 5am is late as fuck and early as hell.

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

teacher: here’s ur topic me: oh jeez i hate that topic teacher: pick your own topic me: oh jeez im not a decision maker

[penisennui]

[livinmokotory]

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

[skylorde]

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

[flores--silvestres]

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

2 kilomockingbirds

[rhube]

no

[the-rain-monster]

yes

[melativa-deactivated20180324]

eyes emoji judged based on platform

useful and iconic but (like all ios emojis) riddled with unnecessary gradients. 9/10

sneeky. cheeky. v cute. 7/10

simple, looks good on browsers, and successfully conveys the nosiness and curiosity the emoji is generally used for. 8/10

the only one on the list that contains eyebrows, and it works p well. hm? what was that? i didn’t hear you i was too engaged in this tea sweetie. slurrrp. 7/10

emotionless lime green orbs that belong in clip art of an owl and nowhere else. unusable in conversation and needs a scopophobia warning . 1/10 for effort

i feel threatened by this scooby doo looking pair of eggs i don’t like it 3/10

nobody’s pupils are this large without having induced large amounts of hallucinogenic drugs ????? 420/10

what is this. you fucking come into my house with fucking bishoujo eyes and expect me to take you seriously fuck you. objectively The Worst

[terriamon]

pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.

we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza 

[deaddolin]

tomato a fruit

[terriamon]

blocked

[roseroyalty-moving]

any tips for new overwatch players?

if u hear angry japanese start running

[jollygreengiantveggies]

komala’s shiny palette is absolute bullshit

it just gets a strawberry flavored log. literally nothing else. MAYBE slightly darker but i cant really tell. why did they have to do this to me

[demonbunny5]

what if the log is the actual pokemon and the koala is just a regular koala and that’s why it can’t get status effects because it’s just a log

[jollygreengiantveggies]

[busket]

the walk cycle it looks more like the log is the one moving and the koala is just. hanging on

[teaboot]

oh my god

[real-retail-stories]

[toshio]

[useless-spain-facts]

That time when Spain didn't exist

[exce-lsior]

This is a milestone of the Internet

[watacco-deactivated20181130]

port o rico

[choudo-ii]

spania

[edwardspoonhands]

But like English is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak English in Australia and Can a’ da and stuff but it’s not like theres a place caled Englia full of English *people*

[alroundnoob]

But like German is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak German in Austria and Switz ‘r land and stuff but it’s not like theres a place called Germania full of German *people*

[languageoclock]

But like Dutch is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak Dutch in the Netherlands and Belg i’ um and stuff but it’s not like there’s a place called Dutchia full of Dutch *people*

[languagestudyblr]

But like Danish is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak Danish in Greenland and Far o’ e Islands and stuff but it’s not like there’s a place called Dania full of Danish *people*

[blue-raspberry-poptart]

But like French is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak French in Haiti and Mon a’ co  and stuff but it’s not like there’s a place called Frenchia full of French *people*

[afluffypuff-deactivated20180518]

But like Chinese is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak Chinese in Hong Kong and Sing a’ pore and stuff but it’s not like there’s a place called Chineseia full of Chinese *people*