keep on rocking you bizarre specimen

➵ micha/bee | 22 | hopepunk gremlin & faerie queer | they/fae | qpp is @steampunksumi | previously @celestialshinoa | commissions open

[memesandlaughs]

[afterword]

hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza

[afterword]

this is exactly the way i meant it :) the sooner u love urself the sooner we can all play mario kart btw. but its ok if u take a while. we are not going anywhere

[brandneweyescd]

isn't sleeping supposed to cure the tired sleepy? and yet

[nuclear-cowboy]

Not platonic and not romantic but a secret third thing (commitment to the bit)

[sistertaxon]

breaking news: queen elizabeth, the mom from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and she just died from making it clap on instagram

[cadaverkeys]

I hate it when people say u need to learn the basics of art before u go into it...the true way to learn art is actually going directly to drawing what you like, then being so attached to it that you have to go back and learn the fundamentals in order to make the art of what you like better.

[beansmakesart]

Hi! I finally finished my critical role project! this took me SO long. I started it on august 4th 2021, and I finished it july 6th 2022 (although I took a lot of breaks)

Commission me 💛 ko-fi 💛 inprnt 💛 emergency icon commissions

[loudlyunladylike]

a snapshot into uk politics today, don't stop the party style

[loudlyunladylike]

DON'T STOP THE PARTAAAY

[siniov]

pissing myself at newsnight showing the list of mps who have resigned with boris johnson's face in the background played to a dramatic rendition of bittersweet symphony like he personally murdered each and every one of them

[sharpedgedfool]

Sorry if you're not brittish (also sorry if u are brittish) and also the bbc sucks BUT fuckin hilarious gotta take a win where we can lads jfjdhd

[probablyasocialecologist]

[strangegiraffesystem]

Being in the UK right now is giving me real "tumblr on 5/11/2020" energy ngl

[joelcoen]

it would be so funny if the queen dies this week

[yemisaelmusic]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."

[surrealtiktoks]

[embroideredcupcake]

I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was

[johnwickfucker]

i wish it was still valid to just tell people you're "retiring for the evening"

company over at your house but someone else who lives with you invited them? gracefully exit by announcing that you're retiring for the evening. tired at a party? about time to retire for the evening. someone asks if you want to do something at night? "oh no thanks, i'm just about to retire for the evening." bring it back please, i need a cool and efficient way to say that i'm tired and want to exit a social situation

[gauntletqueen]

i like to drop into streetview at random places and

[sapropel]

ran out of babies no more babies