Baptists Against Bureaucracy (?)

Christian | Monergist | “Replacement Theologist” I have been redeemed by the Grace of the God who sees. He has been there through the mountain and the valley. I will not tell you about my toes.

[rebathetoeless]

With shocking consistency, when people follow me I think, “did you do any research?” and “you won’t like it here”

[beautifully-said]

[substandard-intuition]

The Pentagon's top scientists are working on an even wetter baby carrot to sell in supermarkets

[minxitsy]

how it feels whenever i comment on posts

[fedoraspooky]

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

[rebathetoeless]

Y’all like it when people call you their friend? It doesn’t make you instantly fearful and think you need to never see them again?

[hungwy]

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

[max1461]

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

[fipindustries]

[rebathetoeless]

Even semi-regularly is mad expensive

[imatmywormrightnow]

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

[distance-does-not-matter]

reading Anne of Green Gables for the first time is so funny bc Anne is primarily a sweet, eager, earnest, dramatic, imaginative child who’s taking the world with open arms and loving life, and also she’s trying to explode Gilbert Blythe with her mind

[rebathetoeless]

So I am not at all normal about the things I have tried so hard to be normal about and that’s fine I’m sure it’ll be fine

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[moon-lord-big-naturals]

For some reason none of my Miis like my beescake...

[rebathetoeless]

I love fusion food and anyone who disagrees with me just doesn’t understand nuance and culture like I do. And is probably not as beautiful either

[rebathetoeless]

“Do you want to watch hairspray?”

Do you think I’m capable of saying no to that????? When have I ever said no to that???

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[fnordseer5]

me when my 6am alarm goes off

[damazcuz]

wasting away again in tumblrinaville...