[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

[qusok]

Little bnuuy!

[freesiadotcom]

having 40 minutes to leave the house is fked because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

[furryprovocateur]

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

[furryprovocateur]

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

[punkrock-bottom]

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

[furryprovocateur]

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

[pinyatapix]

read this post and this is all i can ever imagine from it

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

Okay

[frailgun]

she should have said this in response to every obstacle they faced

[05637-deactivated20190328]

🅷🅴🆈 🆆🅷🅰🆃'🆂 🆄🅿 🆈🅾🆄 🅼🅴🅼🅴 🅻🅾🆅🅸🅽🅶 🅵🆄🅲🅺🆂

[05637-deactivated20190328]

I’ve been informed that this post only turns up as “a poo” for some people because their phones don’t have the other letters.

[bowelpain]

[snoopytheflyingace]

For those who were wondering

[original-blog-deactivated]

Original poster deactivated 28’th of March 2019

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

posts that are significantly funnier with timestamps. what the fuck was i doing on christmas posting this

[kafk-a]

Klara Lidén Self Portrait with the Keys to the City, 2005  Digital print, 60 × 42 cm

[lookcaitlin]

[theprofessional-amateur]

How your email finds me

[razziecat]

"BEGONE, FOUL FALSE INTELLIGENCE!! "

[wandererriha]

The scrying cube is filled with ill portents.

[digitaldiscipline]

"I am being catfished, Tad Cooper!"

[hollowboobtheory]

this has gotta be the most perfectly shot and paced house tour I've ever seen

[flipocrite]

[gendermeh]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jadeharleyinc]

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

[riverlarking]

seeing someone post song lyrics when you haven’t heard the song always feels like this:

“the wheels on the bus go round and round….”

[fagmyers]

i was gonna reblog this version, thinking it was supposed to look like this 🤡 lol

[wizardarchetypes]

learning a new instrument from a single teacher is so funny bc that's your point of reference for a while until you start branching out a little. was talking to a specialist in irish music history about my early irish harp lessons and i was like "it's a good thing i have strong fingernails so i don't have to get acrylics to play" and he was like "you're playing with your fingernails?" and i was like "yeah my teacher said that's how you play" and he was like "that's how irish harp players used to play like 1,000 years ago. i don't know anyone who plays with their fingernails now. even in the 1700s at a harp festival we have record of just one guy playing with his fingernails."

i guess he can't say no one is playing like this anymore bc at least my teacher is but this is why when ur new to something u can't walk around assuming you have all the facts. thought i was learning harp like usual meanwhile my teacher is an extremely dedicated medieval reenactor.

[jackhawksmoor]

Most 'out of left field' way to discover someone is a vampire

[some-pers0n]

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck