I am once again returning to my killjoy arc by reminding people that fireworks are illegal within my city’s limits and they scare my goddamn bird. I will not call the cops on you but I will take matters into to my own hands if my bird gets spooked

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I am once again returning to my killjoy arc by reminding people that fireworks are illegal within my city’s limits and they scare my goddamn bird. I will not call the cops on you but I will take matters into to my own hands if my bird gets spooked
Damselflies. Der monatlich herausgegebenen Insecten-Belustigung. Band 2. Insect Diversions. 1749.
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Standing Male Cupbearer. Sumerian, Iraq, 2900-2350 BCE.
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the amount of rage I feel when I finish doing a load of laundry and almost immediately have to put something in the laundry basket. the tasks are unending.
undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal
This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.
The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human
Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.
why ppl leave things in jesus hands knowing he got holes in them, is beyond me
had a dream during my nap that my parents pissed me off so bad that I decided to leave the house for a while and go get a haircut and on the way into the hair salon I was like ‘man how could this day get any worse’ and the hair stylist was a Nazgûl from lord of the rings.
so next time you wonder how it could get any worse just remember. Nazgûl from lord of the rings.
One of the things on the internet that really pisses me off is when someone makes a post talking about negative experiences with Christianity, some Christian in the comments will inevitably be like “as a Christian I’m so sorry this happened blah blah blah” like what do you want from this? Attention? A medal? Maybe you’re nicer than your counterparts but you are still a cog in that machine buddy
“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh
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no actor has ever, ever appeased gay fans of anything like george blagden did. “oh but sam reid said some mad shit about the vampire show”, shut up, i don’t care, he’s not fit to clean blagden’s boots. when his character’s solo verse in his one big song got cut from the movie george blagden fucking went to paris stood in front of the building it was set alone at night and recorded himself singing it. he posted himself singing a death cab for cutie song that he’d adapted to be about his gay little character and the guy he was pining for. this man was the only person outside of tumblr to give a fuck about “grantaire from the les mis movie” and he fought and died for tumblrina rights. we will never see his like again
I would 100% become a nun if I didn’t have to be Catholic to do it
this is GREAT two sentence horror actually
going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok
"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about
when I was in school my teachers would always complain about snow days but now that I’m a teacher I’m thrilled. I love sleeping late. I went out and played in the snow. I love being cozy.
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