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[sayssnape]

regulus: i think we should get a divorce.

snape: what are you doing?

regulus: just practicing.

snape: why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?

regulus: i don't know. i’m 17. i think i’m going through a crisis

snape: you don't even have a partner.

regulus: hypothetically… divorce me.

snape: okay, then i’m hypothetically taking half your assets.

regulus: well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup. *to rosier* is it?… it’s called a prenup, right?

rosier: yeah, it's a prenup and you did hypothetically sign one, so.

snape: who the fuck is this guy?

rosier: i’m his hypothetical lawyer in this… divorce case.

snape: well, then i’m taking the hypothetical kids, so- *to mulciber* right? we can get those, right?

mulciber: yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids. don’t worry about it.

regulus: who the fuck is this hypothetical nerd? fucking idiot loser, no good-.

mulciber: wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. i need to keep these on for continuity so that we can sue

snape: this is MY hypothetical lawyer and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other.

regulus, outraged: how could you hypothetic- *trying not to laugh* how could you hYpOtHeTiCaLly do this to me?!

snape: because you hypothetically are an alcoholic, so-

[faecaptainofdreams]

I don't think anything could have prepared him for just how difficult protecting Harry would be 🫠

[dinarosie]

At fifteen, Lily told Severus he was obsessed. That he should be grateful James saved him. That he needed to stop fixating.

Years later, she marries James.

And one day, she stumbles across a map that shows every student’s movements in real time. An invisibility cloak that lets you follow anyone, anywhere, unnoticed. And she learns Remus was a werewolf had been for years, right there at school.

And maybe, just for a moment—just one— she feels the weight of that realization:

“He wasn’t obsessed. He was scared. He didn’t feel safe… and I didn’t listen.”

[lilithofpenandbook]

Okay, so on the one hand, Snape going alone after the troll makes sense considering he had the job of hunting down Quirrel and seeing what he was doing. On the other hand, the way it was described as Snape being the only one there while all the other teachers went to safety paints a very funny mental image in my mind of Snape grumbling as he dashed around about how they're all exploiting him and hiding behind the youngest of them.

Or the conversation that led to it going like "Severus, go after the troll!" "What, who, me? Why?" "Because you're a fit young man and the rest of us are all old and frail." "O-Old and frail?! Rolanda teaches Quidditch, why can't you send her?" A yell of "SEVERUS" from everyone and off he scurries while grumbling about it under his breath.

Severus being the Youngest Teacher just gives me life ok

[gimonssketchbook]

Snapecore

[marriso11]

IHMYGOD THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE AUGHH

[wobbegong800]

a scene from Survivability Bias by Audliminal on AO3. This fic scratches an itch I didn’t know I had. I love it when superheroes work with first responders, AND I love DPxDC fics where Phantom gets some actual support and help. Phantom getting training from firefighters? Genius.

[cattoonxd]

Child of war

[onnie-giri]

drew the gaang ⭐

[noodlesstarghost]

This was a commission of a Danny Phantom OC, I thought, but it was pretty cool and they gave me a lot of creative freedom, so I thought it would be cool if it was really dirty instead of 100% rendered. I think it's one of my favorites commissions

[whisperwarlock]

I was gonna wait and see if I could find a prompt that fit this but I decided fuck it we ball. Challenged myself to make a drawing with only analogous colors

[ashcremated]

shhhh theyre sleeby 🤏🤏

[emo-sonic]

Been a while since I did a Windwalker focused piece

The blorbo!

[madfantasy]

15.8.2024, Commission/support Mani

[wormsical]

he's literally nice ☹️☹️☹️

[naspasqyr]

Has anyone done this yet?

[inthemoodforblastt]

Who can blame Snape for not being able to stand teenagers, have you spent more than five minutes with those fucking annoying kids when you’re over 25? They’re unbearable, dude. Severus is the realest in the whole story because literally what bothers him is exactly what bothers any stressed adult in real life. Lmao what an icon.

[sayssnape]

molly: DON'T YOU BE SORRY. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!

snape: you’re yelling nice things at me again and it's very confusing!

[zephahhhh]