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kitt | 21 | genderfluid | don't follow this blog if you are into shota or childplay, rape fetish, or any "fetish" that harms trans ppl.

[paulthebukkit]

when you see a dog and you know youre gonna pet the shit out of it

[kaleochu0202-deactivated2022050]

[flipphase]

might as well mention i’m not moving anywhere, obviously i haven’t been doing this for a while anyway and tbh i’m glad this hellsite is dying. byeee

[flipphase]

who has that vine of the guy with the fidget spinner on his ass you know the one

[warmthkink]

rb this post if you’re a nsfw blog who’s trans/nb friendly!!

[slimetony]

I think the biggest mistake i’ve made in my life was becoming ugly. Just an all around bad move.

[flipphase]

wow i felt like i had more posts than that... not to worry, there’s more content coming!!!

next week

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

[dankmemeasstronaut]

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

…. do you need something, or?

[dankmemeasstronaut]

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

[dingdongyouarewrong]

im short circuiting

[rainybold]

That escalated immediately

[sharkboxes]

[technogenic-mess]

This user will not forgive the Salvation Army for killing Jennifer Gale.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Never forget that the Salvation Army is a hate group that murdered a trans woman and is bigoted and disgusting

NEVER give these people any donations of any kind

[cyelatm]

[cyelatm]

i can’t believe i predicted isabelle being in smash and isabelle said fuck work with one comic

[nerdjpg]

[preach]

“put some socks on you faggot” is literally the funniest thing a man has ever yelled at me from his car

[preach]

harrassed on the street for having the audacity to opt for a sockless sandal look by a straight man at 2:35pm

[pochowek]

(british lady from hitman voice) Elon Musk eliminated. Good job, 47. Your next target, Jeff Bezos.

[pochowek]

Some achievement/feat ideas

“Yep, Still Does Nothing To Me” Kill Elon Musk with a poison laced marijuana joint

Amazon Grace Snipe Jeff Bezos from the church tower

Actually, Tesla Was The Doctor Steer Elon Musk’s self-driving Tesla to run him over

Prime Delivery Kill Jeff Bezos by dropping a grenade through the chimney into his room

I Like This Color Way Better Cause Elon Musk’s gory death by removing the forklift safety guidelines

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Throw Jeff Bezos into his 10,000 Year Clock

Alexa, Kill This Clown Electrocute Jeff Bezos with his own Amazon Alexa

Just Like His Kars Launch Elon Musk into space

Spac-Ex Actually, let Grimes launch Elon Musk into space

Wage Against The Machine Let Jeff Bezos be trampled to death by the angered mob

Appease the Masses Guillotine both targets

[somaliiii]

I’m making flan for the first time and I’m so scared it’s going to turn out bad

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there should be a german word for that ambiguous fear of trying a new recipe and not knowing how it will end

[somaliiii]

The only word close to that right now is stress

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not specific enough. we should invent a word. let’s see what should we use as a root. hmm i suggest the prefix -noia from paranoia 

[somaliiii]

Sounds good but what would the suffix be?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

opsie -noia is a suffix, i typoed. for a prefix then, let’s see…something to do with cooking, baking, let me take a look

ok not loving any of these… well maybe bacanoia? how’s that sound?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

scratch all of that. i was over thinking. culinary + paranoia = culinoia

there, that’s it. 

cu·li·noi·a

ˈkələˈnoiə

noun

    a feeling of suspicion or anxiety surrounding the outcome of a new recipe.   

[somaliiii]

Oh my god you are the smartest person I know

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dispiriting, honestly 

[hobs-birb]

[adelmortescryche]

Reblogging for other diasporic and expat folk. Especially non-caucasian diasporic and expat folk. Some things change when you shift countries. Keep the changes in mind.

[femmetophobia]

Fucking a cutie in front of their friends and then asking if they all want a turn.

[femmetophobia]

I just love taking the cutest face in the room and turning them into a lust-drunk, uncontrollable slut for me 💖

Watching them slipping further and further into depravity, toying and teasing them until they can’t help but strip down in front of everyone and show off what a desperate slut they really are is the best.

[yesmxtress]

@ass-warship sounds like all us Mommies need to take turns fucking you and having you rim us until you’re completely worn out and pliant when one of us decides to ride you, telling you not to dare cumming until we’ve all had a turn. ❤️ Agender Mommy

[ass-warship]

[B]lease

[shittyasmr]

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

“oh my gosh. look at her heart!”

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

It’s worse

[haru-desune]

This is frightful