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Hannah ★ Just another gaymer ★ She/Her/Hers ★

[flipwizardmagoo]

I can only say that Untitled Duck Mod is working exactly as intended.

[flipwizardmagoo]

An egg-cellent chicken coop

[flipwizardmagoo]

A hidden sanctuary in progress

[flipwizardmagoo]

Finished sunroom (ft. a rude man and his llama)

[flipwizardmagoo]

Absolutely loving @fernview​ ’s new CIT pack, Ferncraft. Check it out if you haven’t done so already! Has just the models I’ve been looking for to make the art studio of my dreams :)

[flipwizardmagoo]

New beginnings

[flipwizardmagoo]

I think I'm actually just going to become an animal crossing and minecraft blog now.

[la-laborista-republiko]

The only good thing about Twitter is getting to watch the McElroy family trolling West Virginian politicians

[la-laborista-republiko]

Get his ass, Sydnee.  You get his ass.

[canartn-deactivated20210528]

Get his ass!

[la-laborista-republiko]

Imagine being a big big politics boy and then having your entire career ratfucked by some podcasters from Huntington

[the-quasar-hero]

Beauty and the Beast is so funny, imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are

[mitski-miyawakis]

[27-umbrellas]

Okay current John Mulaney is great but seeing pictures from his childhood is just so adorable!!

[motel-vibez]

POV: you’re Princess Diana

[largishcat]

i genuinely don’t get cishet monsterfuckers. for context, in the wake of shape of water i participated in this loving-the-monstrous type discussion event slash publishing party wherein i debuted a short story about a woman who “befriends” a cave monster—but that isnt the point. the point is i had to hear straight women talk for hours about how the appeal of monsters is some kind of weird “taming the beast” fantasy—loving a monster until it loves you back, sounding like every bad beauty and the beast take ever.

And there’s my queer ass being like literally none of you get it. this isn’t about power, this is about love and alienation and acceptance. you dumbasses, I’m the monster. this isn’t a metaphor for your shitty boyfriend, this is a metaphor for my own alienation from a society that tells me a the way i am and the way I love are grotesque. this is a fantasy of love free of judgement, separate from societal standards that I’ll never live up to anyway. that ghoul doesn’t care if I’m fat, they think it’s hot that I eat well. that immortal fae creature doesn’t care if the gender on my birth certificate matches the one I use now, they barely have a concept of gender in the first place. that tentacle monster doesn’t care if I shave, they don’t have eyes

monsterfucking is queer culture, everyone else go home

[redwaltz]

Oh. I'm guessing those were all yt women, too. Del Toro isn't Queer, afaik, but he -is- Mexican in the us. It wasn't really that long ago that interracial relationships were just as forbidden and taboo as Queer ones and there's still obviously race tensions going on. The other in Shape of the Water is just as much, and likely written as, being a different race and the feeling of alienation of having a different place of origin. It happens to resonate with everyone who's ever been considered a monster by society, and there's not just one way this has happened.

The whole “love someone until they're not a monster” is extra, super gross in that context because people don't feel BIPOC are actually capable of human emotions who need to be taught to be human by some benevolent yt person who's fetishised their body.

[largishcat]

reblog this version pls

[leia-connor-vas-serenity]

It’s important to remember that disabled people are also included in this other, both by society and textually in Shape of Water.  Elisa, the lead, is mute, and deals with a lot of shit because of it, particularly from the cishet white man villain.  Her disability is also what allows her to connect to the monster, as she’s able to teach him ASL signs he can communicate with.  They’re able to connect because they’re both different.  To this day, disabled people face a lot of barriers to relationships, like potentially losing disability benefits if they get married in the US. 

[mariahhasnocause]

You know before the pandemic I didn't believe a school would stay open if there was a giant deadly snake in the pipes with the potential to kill students. Now I could see it.

[pvrrhadve]

yike, the greek goddess of passive distress and mild horror

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Uh oh sisters! *cuts the chain holding up the chandelier, sending it careening into the audience*

[heynotcoolman]

This sounds like something that would happen in Icarly

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the post was about Phantom of the Opera but this comment killed me where I stood

[mysharona1987]

She's coming for you!

[tonsske]

[mioxenoblade]

[tesb]

just a dad bein’ a dad

[mrmeriwether]

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"

[mangonetics]

Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal