when the teacher makes a mistake in a math problem
Teacher : I’m a human too guys, I make mistakes too
me :
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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when the teacher makes a mistake in a math problem
Teacher : I’m a human too guys, I make mistakes too
me :
If I owned a taser I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself and that’s why I don’t have a taser.
what kinda white people shit is this
I was seven years old when my teacher told me that the most colorful insects were also the most venomous ones and I was sixteen years old when I looked into your green eyes and realized that he had been right all along.
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i was scrolling down but then i read the comment and i was sold
when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine
“I’VE BEEN ATTACKED”
I cry tears of laughter
Me: What time does the bus come? Bus company: it’s a surprise :)