Where clowns dare tread

FFXIV RP side blog for Clowd Koi. 18+ Server Malboro Main Blog - vomitpremium. Im going to post pics from the game and drawings of Clowd and others I fancy here and maybe other stuff I make idk rn

[floating-in-the-clowds]

LFRP: Clowd Koi

The Basics ––––

Name: Clowd Koi

Age: 6900 yrs old

Birthday: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Race: Viera Rava

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Pansexual

Marital Status: Married to thelove of her life Mizuki

Server: Malboro - Crystal DC

Physical Appearance ––––

Hair: White and short

Eyes: Right teal, left Pink glowing and voidlike

Height: 6′ 10″

Build: Slender & Toned

Distinguishing Marks: Two puncture wounds on the back of her neck, and her canines are long and fang like.

Common Accessories: She often wears round, red tinted glasses she calls Her Classics

Personal ––––

Profession: Sellsword & Adventurer, Roaming the lands following the next thing that interests her

Hobbies: Gambling, Delivering post (she likes it so much its more of a hobby than a job, Fishing, LOTS of fishing

Languages: Eorzean and beast tribes from living in the wild alone as a child. She's only a little bit literate unlike her twin who is completely illiterate

Residence: Wanderer, but owns a place in Thanalan residency with Mizuki, as well as her room in her Post Office

Birthplace: Forests at the foothills of the Skatay Range

Religion: Denies gods and primals as deific since she can kill them.

Patron Deity: Menfina

Fears: Losing the people she loves since she's lost them before

Relationships –––-

Spouse: Is in love with Mizuki Koi

Children: None and never since she can't have kids

Parents: MIA, she and her twin, Shinya, disappeared when she was a baby

Siblings: Shinya her younger twin brother who she was seperated from for years, they met up again in Norvrandt and almost killed eachother

Other Relatives: The viera tribe that raised her as a community but they don't really count

Pets: A small voidesnt bat, Jellyfish she keeps with her and many fish in tanks

Traits –––-

* Bold your character’s answer.

Extroverted / In Between / Introverted

Disorganized / In Between / Organized

Close Minded / In Between / Open Minded

Calm / In Between / Anxious

Disagreeable / In Between / Agreeable

Cautious / In Between / Reckless

Patient / In Between /  Impatient

Outspoken / In Between / Reserved

Leader / In Between / Follower

Empathetic / In Between / Apathetic

Optimistic / In Between / Pessimistic

Traditional / In Between / Modern

Hard-working / In Between / Lazy

Cultured / In Between / Uncultured

Loyal / In Between / Disloyal

Faithful / In Between / Unfaithful 

Additional information ––––

Smoking Habit: Occasionally

Drugs: Sure!

Alcohol: When she can

RP Hooks ––––––

“You ‘n me both friend.” Her travels and upbringing have made her curious of others, and often will not shy from conversations or requests from others, no matter how strange they seem.

"Ahhhh I’ll be fine, I’ve had worse.” Being a vampiric half voidsent, Clowd can’t die via conventional manners and so she’s taken it upon herself to fling her body into anything and everything that seems fun, especially for those she cares about. If you’re a healer, she’ll likely be showing up on your doorstep several times a week.

“Shut UP! It’s All Under Control!!” Being vampiric and not actually knowing about it lends Clowd to losing herself occasionally, her power growing wild and rampant with no knowledge on how to suppress it. I’m a huge sucker for the ‘Losing oneself and being brought back from the brink’ trope so if you want some angsty rp I’m hella down for that! 

“Any better ideas?” Do not let any of the above ^^ put you off if you happen to play a character who may not be up for a random romp or into combat. I’m open to most possible ideas and all you have to do is ask! If you are to shy or struggle coming up with your own idea but are anxious to ask, then just randomly send me an anon with your character concept and I’ll toss out a few ideas off the top of my head. If you like any of them, then it’s on you to reach out!

Contact Information  ––– –

Tumblr DM through my main @vomitpremium​ or this sideblog @floating-in-the-clowds​! Though Discord is optional. You can also send in asks!

Just would rather not post my Discord ID publicly so please request for it if you want to chat via that.

I’m okay with Tumblr RP, Discord RP, and in game RP. With how things are presently in my state with the pandemic I by and large have time to kill. Scheduling ahead of time is appreciated however. 

Active Playtime Hours: 7:00pm GMT - 2:00am GMT but feel free to reach out if you are still interested in somehow trying to set something up.

Reblogs appreciated!

[yoildayday]

[absolem0]

Using this like a beacon

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i take my tomestone to ishgard and show it to a sickly brume child and i say theres this band called imagine dragons do u wanna listen and he stares shellshocked off into the distance and says i dont have to imagine them

[toadteapot]

just finished dawntrail and i thought wuk lamat was really niceys actually

[uldahstreetrat]

this has been an ass month already. somebody come tell me about their favorite minor NPC in XIV, who do you wanna grab and squeeze and let your WoL drag em around like a squeaky toy? define minor here however you wish, I mostly just mean non-reoccurring scion lol

[wolquestion]

6/8/28

How does your wol(oc) go about making Gil?

[offshoreoilrig]

What jobs even exist

[dusturbutt]

Dark Knight, Gunbreaker, Viper, Dancer, Red Mage, Black Mage, Bard.... to name a few

[pydiyudie]

[pubby-paws]

Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward

[halondrus]

Heres what i think gulool ja would look like playing fortnite with an ultrawide curved monitor with an obnoxious rgb speaker setup that is thematical for solution 9

[scionshtola]

you really have no responsibilities as a melee dps. whole team could be falling apart around you and nothing you can even do about it but keep hitting the boss

[thelostpretzel]

[scrapyardsatyr]

GET IN THE STACK MARKER SHINJI

[fabienlaguna]

Tataru: 1        Nero: 0

[cutiepotata]

I want to point out: While that scene plays out like a funny joke that is prime meme material, this might be one of the specific moments that allowed Shadowbringers and everything after to happen, actually.

Nero not only accepts that statement and his loss against her, but would have respected it to almost irrational degrees, if we hadn’t resolved Shadowbringers in the way we did.

In the sidestory about the 8th Calamity, we find out that Wedge tragically dies while trying to make a well (aka offer clean water in poisoned lands). The story ends with Cid making himself and Nero a coffee, using ‘a boilmaster’. At that point, Nero and Cid are around 70 years old, so Wedge’s Boilmaster was kept in working condition for at least 40 years. Sure, one could claim that this was all Cid.

But in Shadowbringers, we can enter the Crystal Tower and can find various notes and magitek creations. One of the enemies that protect the main center of the tower, the core where the very thing that allowed the tower to traverse time and space, THE most vulnerable and important part of the whole tower… One of the enemies guarding that center is called the “Mark CXLIV Thermocoil Boilbuster”. It’s a levitating watertank that attacks via boiling water.

So sure, one could say, that was probably also Cid. But Cid was never into things that can attack people. So maybe it was Wedge or his descendants? But Wedge also never had any interest in war machines unless they had a smart AI (which the Thermocoil Boilbuster has not), and this likely was the same for his descendants. Biggs is more or less like Wedge. But NERO. One of Nero’s main characteristics that Cid keeps complaining about is that Nero’s biggest passion is making weapons. Every time he creates something, it’s meant for battle. Every time he helps out, he can be caught suggesting uses for battle, attaching weapons, etc. He loved the Allagan’s Ultima Weapon, he adored Omega Weapon, he was jealous that he missed out on seeing Alexander, he is in fact very disappointed when the one time he doesn’t make a weapon and instead the brush during the Omega raid (decidedly not a weapon), he doesn’t get praised for it. As such, it is quite possible that Nero had either built or made the schematics for those boiler machines.

Why would he make boilers of that size and aggression though, when there would be much more efficient weapon designs than something trying to scald you with water? Because, as the shortstory mentions, the world is overrun by bandits and monsters after the 8th Calamity, there is sickness and a severe lack of food which led to the collapse of entire nations. A boiler can make clean water. Wedge DIED for clean water. The Mark CXLIV Thermocoil Boilbuster is as big as a Roegadyn, thus carrying plenty of water. It can spontaneously boil, so any impurities can be quickly get rid off. And it can fight, so anyone trying to threaten its water or those who have come to it for help can be fended off. It levitates, so terrain doesn’t matter. It has arms (and in fact looks like a mixture between Alexander and Omega, which Nero was obsessed with and which he and Cid researched as they neared the ends of their lives) so it might have been able to carry things, making it also a utility or perhaps even rescue machine. For being based on something as silly as a kettle, the Termocoil is incredibly strong, advanced and efficient. I’d argue that the Thermocoil and its previous iterations are one reason why people had survived that Calamity as well as they had, despite the tragically heavy losses. It also is likely one of the reasons why neither humanoid nor monster could mess with the tower when it arrived in Novrandt, having been deemed one of their best and strongest weapons, and thus sending it along to protect the tower. I’d argue that Wedge’s boilmaster was the small droplet that accumulated over the course of 200 years into giving people on the brink of survival the means to live and defend themselves, loooong after the man died.

Nero heard Tataru tell him that the best magitek of the Scions is a waterboiler. He shrugs but doesn’t say that her statement is false (likely because he hasn’t see said kettle). He most likely checked it out, and since we never hear him say something bad about it (which he loves to do) or tease Wedge for it (which he also enjoys), he likely acknowledges it as ok or even good. And we know he deems it a good kettle, because HE HAS IT. It’s with him and Cid during the Omega raids (or at least the same kind).

Ironically, through it he also learns first-hand that properly boiled clean water is imperative, when he accidentally drinks boiled sea water from it. I believe he (probably in cooperation with Cid) spent the rest of his life improving on the waterboiler as a side project, latest after Wedge’s death. It’s the CXLIVth Thermocoil. The 144th boiler. Wedge made 14 before he was proud enough to gift his to Tataru. And I think Nero went and made over 100 more iterations after Wedge’s death before he was satisfied…or died. Because he had respect for Wedge as an engineer. Because Tataru told him that it was the very best technology they had. Because Nero thinks Eorzeans are primitive, but he loves smart Magitek.

When the Scions all died, whose mission it had always been to keep the realm and its people alive? When, if not then, is a machine that gives clean water to the thirsty the most brilliant thing one could make?

Tataru didn’t win that argument with 1 vs 0. In the grand scheme of history? She won that argument by thousands of points, because it IS the finest technology, of highest innovation. And all Nero can do about it is shrug.

[saprophilous]

Commission for @piccadillyl of their FF14 OC Noi! Thank you!

[weissthirteen]

beta server stress test going on so we are now the beatles

[weissthirteen]

HELP