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cephalophor

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

nakedinasnowsuit

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

thewitchway

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?

careful-crow

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

fandomlife-confessions

weirdgirlvampire

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance

thebaconsandwichofregret

Everyone in the comments talking about how a woman is born with all her eggs and has them her whole life but a sperm cell is only made maybe a couple of days before conception and now all I can think of is that one really weird week, right before Edward and Bella get married, where Jacob is freaking out because he finds Edward smoking hot out of nowhere and that’s why he was being weird at the wedding.

themadcapmathematician

seriously underrated Doctor Who Comedy Moment™: when the Doctor explains to Donna that the Tardis is translating her words to Latin for their visit to Pompeii and her immediate thought is what would happen if she spoke actual Latin to someone so she goes up to some dude and says “Veni, Vidi, Vici” and he tells her he doesn’t speak Welsh

ironoffline

Every single episode with Donna was a seriously underrated Doctor Who Comedy Moment ™

Having an extended conversation in Mime with the Doctor through a window while the Doctor is also on the other side of a window, while the villain who is in the room they are both looking into watches, flabbergasted.

“You just want to mate?!”

The doctor, on a segway, stonefaced. Donna, also on a segway, in a wedding dress, cracking the fuck up.

“I am Sparticus.” “And I am also Sparticus.”

The Doctor and Donna nervously approaching a stack of books which they are concerned may be alive, reaching out very slowly and carefully to poke them, and collectively shitting their pants as a loud voice goes off behind them.

The Harvey Wallbanger Detox Scene

flannel-fight

Doctor Donna is the most under appreciated Dr Who character

darth-tella

Also the exasperated and almost disgusted looks they give each other every time someone mistakes them for being a married couple.

lordzuuko

The most relatable thing in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse is the fact Miles has been listening to one song on repeat throughout the whole movie.

buckyssoul

im in tears yall,, send help.

godlessondheimite

theavengers

Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth on the set of ‘Men in Black’

kxriandrs

scootsenshi

Old people can"t understand when younger people are willing to cut a whole relative off. They have lived their entire lives in guilt or based on some sense of loyalty to someone based on blood. People will abuse you betting on that fact, just because ya’ll are blood that means you have to accept it. No, you don’t.

stephrc79

Remember boys, girls, and nonbinaries, the phrase isn’t blood is thicker than water.

It’s actually the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Which literally means the family you choose is and always will be more an important than the family you were born into. So you do you.

medievalthymes

a list of current immortals

florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen

keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe

jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess

harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s

lorde: 1920′s flapper era

hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE

john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would

paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s

inthannon

I feel like this list is forgetting Sir Patrick Stewart who I believe has not aged since 7000 BCE.. After all his twin brother was the Kennewick man..

space-feminist

as a self-appointed expert on Hozier, i would say that date is possibly accurate.

many of Hozier’s songs reference being buried in the earth (In a Week, Work Song), and some are directly inspired by bog bodies (Like Real People Do, Run). two of the most famous Irish bog bodies, Old Croghan Man and Clonycavan Man, are dated between 392 and 175 BCE, and both are speculated to have been kings ritually sacrificed to the goddess of the land. in Take Me to Church, Hozier demonstrates a willingness to offer sacrifices to a goddess, and in Foreigner’s God, he thinks fondly upon the image of a pre-Christian Ireland (“when the land was God-less and free”). as well, Old Croghan Man is estimated to have been about 6′6, and Hozier is about 6′5.

the only possible flaw in this theory is that in a Facebook Q&A (here at 5:28), Hozier says that he is over 3000 years old. 400 BCE only puts him at ~2400. it could be that after so many years he’s lost track of how many thousands, but another possibility is that he is more contemporaneous with an older bog body, the Cashel Man, also presumed to be a sacrificed king. that would put him closer to 4000 than 3000, but again, we could forgive an immortal for getting his millenia wrong.

in any case, it seems likely to me that Hozier is an ancient Irish king who was ritually sacrificed to the old gods, but somehow returned (possibly through intervention by said old gods) to give us music subtly hinting at his experiences.

mythicalmessenger

this hozier addition is frighteningly detailed and I’m here for it

academicfeminist

Things I never knew about depression until I finally had a doctor explain the disease to me

Depression can manifest as irrational anger.

My complete and total inability to keep anything clean or tidy for any amount of time is a symptom of my depression. I may never be able to do this. It’s important that I remember that and forgive myself when I clean something out (like my car) and it ends up trashed within a week.

Depression IS A DISABILITY. Requiring accommodations is okay.

Medications don’t make you better, they don’t cure your depression. They serve as an aid. Their purpose is to help you get to everyone else’s minimal level of functioning.

Depression can cycle through periods of inactivity. This doesn’t mean it’s gone away.

The reason I don’t feel like other people understand me is because … well … other people DON’T understand me. They can’t. They don’t have my disability.

Paranoia is par for the course.

Depression can and will interfere with your physical mobility. Forgive yourself when you can’t physically do something.

It’s entirely possible that I may never be able to live by myself. I can’t take care of myself. I need help to do it. And that’s okay.

xianimoon

As someone who suffers from depression and who experiences all these things as well I think this is important and needs to be reblogged. Depression is a very difficult thing, not only for people who suffer from it, but for everyone who knows a depressed person. My family doesn’t know how to deal with it, my friends try their very best to support me and I have tried to pretend I was fine until I was in ninth grade.

avalugg

Everything makes so much more sense

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon

Depression is a disease of the brain. The brain is an organ. When organs are not functioning properly, you are advised to see a doctor and get help. So why is it so hard to understand that the brain can suffer as well, and that we need help for it?

The brain controls the body. A sick brain means a sick body.

thedevils-playmate

…. Shit.

yemme

Don’t disregard it as just sadness. Depression is life threatening.

catsnuggler

Exhibit A on why Mind-body dualism is shit that will hurt you - not getting mental help when needed

sleepyowlet

And it’s really important to remember that it’s not your fault you’re sick. It’s society’s fault. We created a system that is actively hostile to human life, and the most vulnerable among us pay the price. Depression is situational more often than not (food insecurity, being materially dependant on unkind people or systems, being part of a marginalised group, not having access to medical care, financial problems, soul-killing jobs, fear of losing your home all contribute). You are not an outlier, a freak, or a weak person. You are a victim of a very deliberate mechanism to keep people desperate and downtrodden enough not to rebel; because someone who can’t find the energy to shower definitely can’t find the energy to organise or be part of a resistance.

But this also means that you gotta realise that doctors can only do so much.

unclefather

dialupmodem-deactivated20250702

did this person break up their own relationship

claudefelixfloor-deactivated201

isn’t this the plot of the pina colada song

emberkyrlee

It is, indeed.

purplebuddhaproject

“And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in.”

— Haruki Murakami (via purplebuddhaquotes)