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He/Him, 27yo teen living his life to the least.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

woe! texted a casual acquaintance "I've been considering getting into knotting"

[jaguarguard]

Why?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

KNITTING TYPO

[exai]

[drops-of-universe]

Im like if a corpse had to wake up every day

[egberts]

[collegiatitanica]

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread

[trauma-tits]

Black Panther Party in Philly at ICE protest ✊🏿

[my-dailydreams]

[my-dailydreams]

[thememedaddy]

[savetheflower-1967]

Nun in red heels from Readers Digest magazine, ca 1967.

[raisondetriment]

I know I only have so many mutuals but I can NOT let you get away with hiding this in the tags

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Catholics were boycotting tumblr, so the CEO tried to appease them by declaring the first Tuesday of every month Official Jesus Tuesday. During that day, the dashboard layout temporarily changed so all the posts were surrounded by pictures of muscular naked Jesus.

[teaboot]

And with your help we can make this possible

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[ooppo]

[kosmogrl]

[importantcatpics]

[saywhat-politics]

This is an image maga is posting to stoke fear of Mamdani. A list of things that sound awesome

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

question! if a human gets simultaneously bitten by a vampire, a zombie, and a werewolf, what's the end result?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i said WHAT would happen not HOW would it happen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

all good answers

[animentality]