Can you please go fall into a pit and die for me?

Tryna be goofy and gay ( biro ace )

[floradanika25]

Rant to me about your favorite mythological creatures.

( I beg you )

[floradanika25]

so my best friend is making his boyfriend Watch the owl House and i have now learned That APPARENTLY every since time amity is on screen he just point at her and says its me.

[floradanika25]

I miss being a child

When being bad at stuff was accepted and embraced

[floradanika25]

Help i cant stop writing bad poetry

[floradanika25]

I regret to inform you guys that my love life currently best can be summed up as coffee by chappell roan.

[dilfphd]

TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

[locate-lucky-luciano]

4 years and 364 days ago… It was done to us

[swordspells]

Today’s the day

[aroacedavestrider]

seven years of doin it to us

[havegaysex]

8 years

[vampiiriic]

9 years!

[pobopolybius]

Happy 10 years everyone

[gaysuggestions]

you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.

[homunculus-argument]

Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.

The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.

Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.

A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"

[axmxz]

[faguetteee-baguetteee]

SLAYYYYYY RRRRRGGHHHHHHH

wtf

[irishfry]

And I get to wear a cute outfit

Did……. Did I kill someone to steal their outfit?????

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

“AAAGGGG”

Relatable.

[atokirina-tsuki-deactivated2024]

but at least she called me talented

yes i am very talented for murdering someone

[roses-r-red54330]

‘when you eat too much advil you start to see the hat man’

UHHH????

[shimmerytimbers]

“have funnnnnnnnnnnnn”

Erm. might’ve gone too carried away ig…

[astraeajackson]

“ARE THE CLASSES HARD”

yes well apparently so

[ego-sum-deus-fractus]

“Ooooooo”

So apparently I’m really surprised at this in like- a good way

[albuseveruspoter]

“And if he does something else I’m gonna kill him”

I guess I actually did…

[ace-aussie-asshole]

”You:”

That’s so ominous wtf???

[floradanika25]

I wasnt gonna add on, UNTIL i saw what mine was:

But it was still funny🤷

[boobyruby29]

modern art exhibit titled "I bet you won't kill yourself" that is just a loaded gun on a podium in a museum

[walnutwiddershins]

when someone picks up the gun for the first time and tries to use it on themselves it turns out to just be a phone and then dials a suicide hotline number on speakerphone which ends up being a commentary on how little help we are willing to actually provide to people in immediate danger of suicide but we ARE willing to broadcast that we said we would help

[floradanika25]

Guys how much aura did i lose when i texted my ex who was the one who said we should stay friends and was left on delivered?

[urprettylady]

[rotting-bitch]

I had panic attacks because of you and called that love

[rotting-bitch]

I had panic attacks because of you and called that love

[whumpshaped-deactivated20250109]

[delyth-thomas-art]

[hydeanachronism]

[charlesoberonn]

[thememedaddy]

[havingapoemwithyou]

deep a pond at dusk in heavy rain against pines by J. Allyn Rosser