tr(ph)annie

Maya/JD. 22. Queer/Ace. He/They.

[natequarter]

i am going to get a bad grade in sleeping, something which is normal not to want but terribly easy to achieve.

[fiiishman]

[fondesmode]

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexifly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

[xenosagaepisodeone]

hey man i see the projector in your mind's eye casting the image of a beautiful self indulgent fantasy over my silhouette so i just wanted to remind you before you try any funny business that when its battery dies it's just going to be me here

[socialistexan]

French-Iranian author Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis', dies of 'sadness' at 56

French-Iranian author and illustrator Marjane Satrapi, best known for the book and film “Persopolis”, has died of "sadness", members of her

This one hurt, her work had such a profound effect on my life, thoughts, and politics.

May her memory be a blessing

[infectiouspiss]

corneal abrasion is a beautiful name for a baby girl

[infectiouspiss]

this is so awesome i'm employed now

[classicalcanvas]

Summer night on the beach (1903) by Edvard Munch

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[batbetbitbotbut]

#yea its just something that really irks me when people keep them. if only there was a word for that

(via @real-live-human)

[flossibelle]

@conelradiation 🫵CERTIFIED OLD TODAY!!!!!

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[only-cat-memes]

[smokeydabear420422]

[pangur-and-grim]

bipedal

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

Starting a collection

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[home-and-having-tea]

[dragonpyre]

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

suckin her cock welding style

[dinosaureleanor]

Hi. What does this mean?

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

uncomfortably hunched over in a way that hurts my back, fully clothed, and sweating out of both heat and nervousness that I'm going to fuck it up. and then it sprays all over me

[dinosaureleanor]

Very well, carry on