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Epitome of 😗✌️ lbr the only thing worth looking at here is the dogs tag

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[teaboot]

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

[teaboot]

My philosophy on faith-based violence is simple.

If your God doesn’t want you to hurt people then you shouldn’t hurt people, and if your God wants you to hurt people then your God is an asshole. So if you believe in a God and you’re hurting people, then either your God is an asshole or you are.

This is not a complex philosophy.

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[str-ngeloop]

"public schooling in america is by and large not designed for ideal learning and has a lot of fucked up incentives and structures that encourage mistreatment of children" ✅

"it would be preferable to have no structure or standardization and just go by vibes" ❌

"education itself is the problem, knowledge is fake, math and writing are unimportant, and ignorance is wisdom" ❌❌❌

[doulie]

having memory and processing issues is like a unique type of embarrassment especially cuz it makes you look like you don’t careeeee but i care soo muchhhhh. or you just look stupid but that part can’t really be helped #SucksBad

[davidmalki]

Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time

[queer-scots-geordie-dyke]

I will never be able to understand just how many people don’t (or choose not to) understand that we will never hate our way to a better, more just world. Finding “acceptable” groups of people to hate and ridicule and say insane things like “get rid of all those, then everything will be fine” about will never work. It never, ever has and it never, ever will.

It shouldn’t be difficult to get that if you build your world view and your actions in the world on hatred and divisiveness instead of love and compassion for humanity as a whole, it will poison your soul.

[vonspe]

Happy Stabby Day! 🔪 In March I ponder upon Brutus, specifically the Roman aristocratic culture surrounding him and how it may have shaped his decisions. Yapping below.

Marcus Junius Brutus belonged to the Junii, a family whose ancestor Lucius Junius Brutus (died c. 500 BCE) was said to have overthrown Rome’s last king and founded the Republic. That was the family legacy. Elite Romans especially took ancestry very seriously. Aristocratic households displayed wax death masks (imagines) on ceremonial occasions and to impress guests.

So imagine being Marcus Junius Brutus. Every day you walk past the faces of your forefathers. Your most legendary ancestor is the man who expelled kings from Rome. Now Julius Caesar has just been declared dictator for life.

Considering how powerful Roman ideas about family legacy were, the choice to assassinate Caesar might have felt almost inevitable. If he allows another king to rise, is he a Brutus at all? I'm not saying that was his only motive, but perhaps a part of it was trying to live up to a narrative written centuries before he was born.

[grimark]

it’s been my observation after watching various tv shows that “lieutenant” is one of the most homoerotic ranks you can be

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[honeyviscera]

showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

[theonlycabbage]

fucking obliterated lmao

[angstbotfic]

[samipekoe]

I'm investing it all. I am all in on richard ayaka. my retirement hinges on this

[revivivivify]

[ayatou]

curse you, sanji!

[solsticelosthermind]

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

RECRUITERS LIE