Hey there ;)

Just Trying to Make a Living

[flowerjustassweet]

I’m deleting this app

It’s been a slice

[rslashrats]

the fact that real people went to dashcon and that they walk among us is terrifying to me

[shakuras3nder]

Where did you say they were walking?

[rslashrats]

[relelvance]

[cursedpossums]

here's a baby possum that was stealing from my peach tree a few years ago! his name is samuel and i let him take as many as he wanted :)

i was going to post this when it was first submitted but every time i opened my inbox the image made me so fucking excited i forgot to post it

[thecuriousowl]

oOOOOH SH*t !!!by AnatoFinnstark

[athenanuu]

@lesbianmeouch

[mikkeneko]

Happy birthday dolly parton

[mikkeneko]

Wait wrong post

[asimovsideburns]

that’s Jolene

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

theres some queerbaiting thats like cask of amantillado levels of deception where i almost pity the fool who has been caught but then theres queerbaiting thats like a block of cheese under a box propped up by a stick and i think if you fall for that kind you deserved it maybe

[piesandswords]

via technofinch

[pointnclickadventures]

Fact: If u strike a capybara it will break into a cluster of guinea pigs

[beatlesweatles]

Another fact: if you strike a capybara I will personally hunt you for sport

[guerrillatech]

[silly-slacker-person]

There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct

[valtsv]

aesthetic: behind the scenes shots of actresses posing with their costars who are playing monsters that look like couple's photos

[tyrantisterror]

[reniadeb]

[sky-bears]

@smol–jelly I can’t-

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[leninthesixth]

casual sex is fine having multiple partners is fine hookups are fine being friends w benefits with someone is fine. stop talking like televangelists.

[lamachetera]

They really aren’t at all and we need to stop normalizing this.

[leninthesixth]

this is the funniest comment i got on this post. im normalizing sex what are you gonna do about it

[lamachetera]

We can normalize sex in loving and reciprocal relationships rather than normalizing the fear of deep emotional intimacy and settling for shallow interactions.

[blueberrygoth-deactivated202410]

we can normalize getting hole and not acting like a puritan. i have normalized taking your mom to pound town

[punkrorschach]

[reactionpicarchive]

[afeelgoodblog]

The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This feels like the start to a horror movie and I love it

[patrik-star]

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

[kaijuno]

when the,. when,, then the pu, the pus, when - when you- the

[cheeselegstheblog]

[deadmomjokes]

Y’all, I’m over here DYING cuz Google suggested me this article about the crisis of backyard chicken keepers– which is that they love having chickens so much that they keep getting more, and then don’t know what to do with all the eggs.

Which I can see how this would be a problem, but it’s just so funny to me because they had interviewed this one guy who started off with 3 chickens, and then kept adding more and more, and eventually started donating the eggs to a local food bank, and at the end of the year when they wrote him a tax receipt, he discovered he’d donated over 400 dozen eggs.

Seriously, it was a whole article talking very seriously about how people are so into chickens that they just keep collecting them like pokemon and then have to “scramble” (their words not mine) to get rid of the eggs, because they weren’t even thinking of egg production, they just loved having chickens.

And while I may be over here laughing a bit too hard, honestly? Big Mood.

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

“but without the profit motive people won’t work”

[anarchopuppy]

If this is you:

Map of mutual aid groups

Map of community fridges

Map of little free pantries

Map of Food Not Bombs groups