Dogs Are The Best

[avatarstateyipyip]

gps: pronounces one (1) street name wrong

every person in the car:

[parakeet]

birds are so small fragile and fat if anyone is ever mean to a helpless bird i will smack them down like the hand of god

[stimman3000]

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[capryne]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

i wanted to draw a bongo goat

first run through. not cute enough

oh there we go

yeaahh babey

slappin

[fenderjess]

he craves that rhythm

[anxietyproblem]

[the-memedaddy]

[thebootydiaries]

"this isn't a competition you guys"

-me in last place

[unclefather]

[flowerpuppers]

To Anyone I’ve Ever Stopped Talking To Ubruptly

I don’t hate you. I know that’s always implied when someone ubruptly stops talking to someone without warning, but I don’t hate you.

I don’t hate anyone.

I know a lot of people hate me though. That’s fair. After all, I always end up making people think I hate them first anyway.

I think I’m just bad at social situations.

I don’t prioritize my social life. I work myself too hard for that. I don’t give myself a break. Talking to friends, keeping up with friends: that’s a break. I don’t give myself those.

I don’t think I deserve them, if I’m being blunt.

And I don’t think I deserve a lot of friends either. I’m bad at friendship. I’m not likeable. So I push myself away because let’s be honest: just about everyone deserves better than someone who just disappears.

You don’t have to forgive me.

I’m not really asking anyone to. People can be mad at me. I deserve that. It’s understandable to be mad at someone who just.. disappears.

I can’t promise I’ll always come back

I struggle with being honest about how I feel, or with opening up to people when I’m struggling

You deserve much better friends than me: I promise.

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[evilscientist]

people who have perfectly straight teeth but never had braces

[arabwife]

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

[frawgs]

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

[parakeet]

by calling yourself valid youre invalidating others. fuck off.

FJKJDLKFJ:LKDSFLKAJDFKLAJDFLKJLKDF

[parakeet]

only one person can be valid at at time it turns out. validity is passed around like the olympic torch

[striikee]

Mom said its my turn on the valid

[queen-ofxthe-clouds]

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

[fish-food-s]

holy fucking shit

[babyanimalgifs]

The only thing I want to see when waking up in the morning