did someone say trash

hi i'm Quinn. i don't actually sell flowers i'm sorry. || okay i've decided to update my bio for the first time in *checks watch* 7 years. i reblog memes and fandom content and i dont tag anything (usually). it's a russian roulette of spoilers. follow at your own risk.

[wizardarchetypes]

what if i don't need a terrarium to keep pet isopods? what if i just fill ym entire bedroom with several inches of potting soil and detritus

[mikufanclub]

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted.

[mollyjames]

One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway

[mollyjames]

I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person

[mollyjames]

[logarto]

[fiore-firelily]

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

[foxglves]

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.

[hungwy]

A game about grandmas?

a game about bofa

[goon]

what's bofa

[hungwy]

never mind that. just keep following the sound of my voice

[3000s]

classic example of a pig egg

[electronicmail]

id lie right to willy wonkas face. “did you drink fizzy lifting drinks” of course not. And then id hit him

[kittydoggie]

This is why you won't inherit the factory.

[electronicmail]

i dont want the factory. I want to see fear in his eyes

[valtsv]

i've always hated this image because it implies i would try to sleep as far away from the corpse as possible. i would not fucking do that. i would tuck them in and get right in beside them. shame on you.

[valtsv]

fixed it

[mollyjames]

reworking an older character for my warmup this morning

[mollyjames]

[mollyjames]

thank you yes that's exactly correct

[mollyjames]

[grox]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

due to popular demand you can now stream the Slur Song for free without Spotify, using my new streaming service slurify.co

[batshit-auspol]

Pretty amazing that the website dedicated entirely to streaming slurs is somehow more ethical than spotify

[cryptotheism]

The Greco Egyptian Magical Fragments are so fun

[cryptotheism]

If I was drinking with the girls and someone threw a dog-bitten rock near me, I would ask the caster what's up. Why we throwing dog rocks?

[dortie]

[dogpuppy]

[birdbigbutch]

Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever

[charl0ttan]

adderall is a kind of maid that helps with doing chores around the house