Fluff_Off

AO3 author Fluff_Off Feral dust-bunny fond of kiddie curses.

[fluff-0ff]

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If you could use a pick-me-up, here’s free guided self-compassion exercises.

May you be happy and safe and loved.

May you be kind and forgiving to yourself.

May you give yourself what you need.

You deserve to be well.

The USA Suicide Hotline is 988 if you’re in crisis and want to talk/chat with someone. It’s anonymous so don’t worry about using it.

People who care about you, or even just know you in passing, would be devastated that they hadn’t known you needed them.

Stay alive, get help, if only for them.

➖ If you’re having trouble with housing, food, or healthcare, then you can call 211 in the USA or visit their website to connect with resources in your community.

➖ The USA National Domestic Abuse Hotline is [phone].

➖ The USA National Sexual Assault Hotline is [phone].

May you have the courage to protect yourself.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[tidestrike]

primed melting point.

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[newlyy]

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

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[kurokuroku]

Just deadlock visiting his wife after becoming a war criminal

I'm so fucking tired of drawing their details, god please bless me and give me an ability to not burn out on my own drawing after only 2 hours of drawing it

this cat is so ratchet coded btw

[beardedmrbean]

[physzoo]

[toricoriot]

[monfufu]

[kindnessinink]

The only real OTP

[vcherry-kai16]

legit i’ve seen this many times before but this time it made me smile

[thatqueerchoirkid]

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[bluegrasskitty]

@little-rabbit-art It’s us. 🤣

[velvet-verve]

need me a freak like this

[kogoeru]

@worm-strung-string @curiphynn

[nightskycc]

Very pretty primes

[ambiguouspuzuma]

Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.

[federicadangella]

Mini collection of Transformers Holy cards did so far. Megs is still in my wallet (I gifted the Optimus I had in the wallet so now Megatron is tecnically winning and left alone guiding me?)

[monstyra]

this gets its own post cuz i enjoyed this panel :]

[viloxenn]

Magma artdump 5

[fakeartexe]

Happy pride yall, remember, be gay and do crime 😌

This one gets put into the angle of shame (I don't like it)