no prob bob

Just wanna eat life right off the cob ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆

[herringherringbones]

more mourning doves

[sashaforthewin]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[lleyksie]

let’s be primitive horses with mama

[wizardshark]

Adopted a second evil advisor and I'm letting them sniff each other under the throne room doors before I introduce them

[ladylingua]

the new york times has such a great series of elevated butter noodles, if you ever want a super fast easy dinner that still feels grown up and you can emulsify pasta water + butter together basically the sky is your limit

ya got

gochujang butter noodles

peanut butter noodles

chili crisp fettuccine alfredo

miso butter noodles

any one of these + a bag of salad or whatever vegetable side you find easiest/cheapest, and you've got yourself a full meal that tastes far above the effort you put in.

[violentoffender]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[mwya]

Anyone else going back to 505?....

[cryptidfuckery]

Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today

[sadomarxist]

[ruckuscauser]

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[koko2unite]

werewolves at the breeding forest: "where did my cum go!??"

me behind the tree:

[koko2unite]

the slime?? the gooey slime??? the toys for kids??

[girlrust]

happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[tod-mugi]