pinky

world too tough, only soft

[anxietyproblem]

If only

[ieafy]

friendly neighbourhood Skitty

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

when I choose the most popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: oh hell yeah I chose the correct response. I am going to get a good grade in tumblr poll, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.

when I choose the least popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: I am a tastemaker. a trailblazer. avant-garde. the uncultured masses cannot fathom the secret depths of my genius.

[threedollarsdotcom]

ill block a bitch on pesterchum

[damazcuz]

friend: please drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober

me: i promise i'll be regular

friend: okay as long as you promise

me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[kermitlesbian]

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[dumptruckofanass]

took 5 years off my lifespan

[tattoosingarishhues]

[ex-riddlecats]

does anybody want to see this baffling drawing i did when i was like 8 and i assume just learned what gay people were

[ex-riddlecats]

what the fuck does this mean. the rest of this notebook is homestuck ocs

[ableut-astratanica]

You read Homestuck at 8??

[ex-riddlecats]

no but i did look at the pretty pictures of the characters on pinterest and take "what god tier are you?" personality quizzes

[internal-screaming-into-the-void]

OP, I regret to inform you that you seem to have been drawing a tumblr post in your childhood notebook

[ex-riddlecats]

WHAT

[chuckywucky]

[loumandaniel]

if i was famous and people were getting cancelled for rpf-ing me, i would actually get online and post that they weren’t being freaky enough about me

[dans-striped-sweater]

[pisboy]

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

[hollowtones]

This? 

[pisboy]

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

[hollowtones]

Only gif I got, boss.

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[tevruden]

Yeah this can't be left in the notes

[zendayamybabe]

🐞 a ladybug for everyone who needs good luck

[throathole]

me when I'm 33

[softplaces-deactivated20240808]

he made it

[throathole]

and we will be healed. and we are going to make it