the average Joe

Hello, my name is Joe.

[fluffysaurus]

yeah, my tattoo ideas at 17 were bad. i’ll be going now lmao

[fluffysaurus]

ain’t dead yet, just browsing

[goobra]

i fucking KNEW it would happen and it absolutely did!! someone on twitter made a post about how “not watching game of thrones isn’t a personality trait” and someone else referred to it as “performative disinterest” LIKE

GET OVER YOURSELF some people just don’t care about the shit you like please just accept that and move on with your life it’s really not that deep

[cryingblogger]

ignoring men is self care

[cryingblogger]

y’all would of thought i said kill all men by how dramatic the replies on this post are

[chonce]

when I tell u I LOST IT

[thesassiestcolor]

What Hozier says: Honey I laugh when it sinks in, pillar I am of pride. Scarcely can speak for my thinking What you’d do to me tonight

What hozier probably means: I get excited thinking of the sex we’ll have and am proud to indulge in you

What Hozier sounds like: PEG ME PEG ME PEG ME PEG ME PEG ME PEG ME

[babyanimalgifs]

if you’re having a bad day, watch this

[stories-by-shanna-p]

Oh my heart!!! 😍😍😍

[micaxiii]

when the dog yawns and the cat’s head is in their mouth for like two seconds lol

[naamahdarling]

This cat DEFINITELY sees the dog as a big dumb clumsy baby that needs caring for, and loves it very much.

[cloudfreed]

“It will take time to clean this dog… but I will try”

[bhloomest]

[ripe]

the incredible things i’ve seen while following a moose and her calf for a year // jasper national park.

cbc on youtube

[iameverysparklywoman]

@lingerbythecranberries1993

[marisatomay]

might be my prudish catholic upbringing jumping out but imho makeup companies shouldn’t name their products after explicit sexual terms

[marisatomay]

just my opinion but if the makeup industry is going to market towards young girls who haven’t even hit puberty yet and insist that they have hundreds of dollars worth of high end makeup then they cannot name their products things like ‘climax’ and ‘super orgasm’ or even make puns like ‘glow job’ or claim in bold letters that the mascara is ‘sex proof’ when these young girls have no idea what any of these terms mean and frankly they shouldn’t understand the meaning behind an eyeshadow called ‘daddy’s girl’ or a blush called deep throat it’s all part of the hyper-sexualization of young girls and it’s just getting worse and worse in this new age of instagram/youtube mua’s where girls as young as 8 years old are being pressured into having a beat face that makes them look my age

but that’s just my opinion

[art-nimals]

This was BY FAR the best thing I’ve seen today.

(Source)

[art-nimals]

watch it until the end IT WILL NOT DISAPPOINT

[weaponizedhorse]

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[awwww-cute]

Found an old PC monitor, decorated a little

[sweet-bitsy]

What website is that

[byjove]

Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they’d breed is such a cop out. Like, you’re cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are you this dumb Victor. You’re a doctor.

[byjove]

the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird

[techskylander]

Something to remember is that Victor didn’t just give the monster a working dick! He wanted his creation to be made of the best parts of men-it’s why the monster is made up of so many different pieces rather than one fresh corpse, why he’s so large, and why Victor is disappointed that he isn’t beautiful.

So, what does this mean? It means that Victor looked at the dicks of various corpses, testing not only to make sure they work, but also to find what he considered to be the best corpse dick. Does this mean the monster was extremely hung? Or did Victor simply pick the dick that seemed most attractive to him? Did he memorize the appearance of the dicks, or did he line them up to compare?

We’ll never know, because the original story never touches on the subject, and it’s one of the few flaws in Mary Shelley’s work.

[byjove]

I know I started this conversation but I’m so sorry I did

[sindri42]

Knowing what I do about Mary Shelley, I’m pretty sure she knew the answer to all those questions but couldn’t get them past the publishing process.

[animatedtext]

[nunjournal]

we would be so lost without garlic

[tkkatherineblog]

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

Now Presenting……..

Her

[honeybee-bzz]

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