[guerrillatech]

[momolive]

Creative way of saving camels from getting run over

[dracogotgame]

my favourite things about this video:

1) the amount of time that went into considering this approach, which is a resounding 0.00 seconds

2) the baby's screm - yes it's sad bc the poor lil guy is scared but the way his yells for momma hitch with the guy's running have me lmao ngl

3) the guy either had the incredible good fortune or the foresight to put the baby between himself and momma so he could make a break for it. it was too quick. Too deliberate and almost instinctive. He has done this before.

4) the victory skips and turban twirling.

10/10 but please for the love of god there has to be a better way camels kick people to death

[vrabia]

i feel like we're ignoring an important scientific fact, which is that this guy grabbed, at the minimum, 35 kilograms of terrified baby camel and did a fucking 6-second olympic sprint while being chased by, wikipedia informs me, 300-540 kilograms of angry adult camel.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

"START THE CAR! MUHAMMAD, START THE CAR!"

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

This shit had me laughing for hours

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

And that kid's name? Little Georgie Bush

[aic-modern]

Two Penguins, Constantin Brancusi, 1911, Art Institute of Chicago: Modern Art

Ada Turnbull Hertle Fund Size: 54 × 28.3 × 30.8 cm (21 ¼ × 11 1/8 × 12 1/8 in.) Medium: Marble

https://www.artic.edu/artworks/87451/

[barbiesplasticsurgeon]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I mean, who among us isn’t thinking it?

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I'm a decade late to this bandwagon, but I think it would be really funny to see a shot-for-shot remake of Twilight where everything is exactly the same except Edward looks like Count Orlok from Nosferatu, just this bald German hunchback with long fingers and bunny teeth

"You're beautiful..."

"Dis ist die skin of ein killer, Bella"

[memewhore]

[velvet74sub]

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

evil Winnie the Pooh: I could go for a few smackerels of blood right now

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

i think i’m going to pass out from how funny this reply is

[happifying-things]

📷 from JubilantSnark

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

How we feeling, my fellow Australians?

[cinnamonrollwithit]

[crazy-brazilian]

[digi-egg]

https://twitter.com/chipperrp/status/1258201940829372418?s=21

[werewolves-are-real]

Made a more accurate digimon one:

[rainixdra]

The fact that I can recognise which digimon line the above post is refering to says a lot about how much digimon has affected me.

[parkchanwoohoo]

“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

[shitacademicswrite]

i thought maybe this was fake, but there’s even a citation!

Taejong Sillok Book 7. 5th year of King Taejong’s Reign (1404), February 8.

[delphinidin4]

Happy 618th anniversary of the day King Taejong fell from his horse!

[everythingfox]

“The luckiest kids are raised with a good dog like this one..”

(Source)

[poochypups-deactivated20191009]

[thesassyducks]

This Is the First Time I’ve ever Seen a Goose Parade, And it’s the Cutest Thing Ever!! 

(via)

[oopslostmyeyes]

Those are giant toulouse geese :), they are probably one of the nicest kinds of geese, they are alsonknown for being one of the biggest and chonky-est breed of geese. I have one her name is Abby, she is precious and hissed at a worm once.

[anautisticaquarius]

We’ve found the natural enemy of the dreaded Horrible Goose.

[vocifersaurus]

Lawful Good Geese?

[tiktoksgay]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]