Stuff & Thangs

please be my friend

[crowwkui]

creature-y witches

[bunniope]

how it feels

[lakemojave]

[gauntletqueen]

Wait what if you got a tattoo on your chest before going on E and then when you got boobs, the tattoo would get stretched?

[gauntletqueen]

EXACTLY

[jingle-jangle-spurs]

Robert House watching The Courier rip all the copper wiring out the walls of the Lucky 38

[evilwizard]

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

[violet-hady]

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

[evilwizard]

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

[quark-art]

had to draw this

[porcelain-dollbones]

this comment on the star detective precure transformation sequence is so unhinged people get so mad when a girl makes any sort of expression at all

[porcelain-dollbones]

these are the "unnecessary mean expressions" they are referring to btw

[porcelain-dollbones]

[from @abstractlime]

[porcelain-dollbones]

i stream the new episode weekly for several friends and every time the henshin starts we gasp "the bad brats???" and when the sequence gets to this moment we all excitedly shout "on my way to do A LOT of harm to civilians"

[himejoshibutch-archived]

i hate yaoi. what's worse than one man? two men!!!

[hacash]

someone at the marketing department had a little too much fun with this

[villainessbian]

a challenger

[skyweeper]

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[cadet-abysmal]

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thats right

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

[winterhartarts]

Anyway photography, silent films, and “talkies” (moving pictures with sound) were all invented and made by adults and mostly for adults as the audience

[cheaphalloweencostume]

last time i checked its basically just Boss Baby out there. not entertaining to a high-earning professional. he’s not even actually the boss he’s a baby

[lamaenthel]

you forgot kung fu panda

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[your-cosmic-creature]

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

[segamascott]

[supahbeefcakes]

me rn

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit