Little King Trash Mouth

.. 32. just thirsting for eggman in here .. .. any pronouns .. pfp by @demetera-kaziaik .. 🐐

[breadfrom-space]

Stone and his giant eggman plush

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Me: am I gonna recover from tuberculosis 😢😢

My Etsy tarot deck: 𝓼𝓲𝔁 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

[sleepytroll]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

hey man i see the projector in your mind's eye casting the image of a beautiful self indulgent fantasy over my silhouette so i just wanted to remind you before you try any funny business that when its battery dies it's just going to be me here

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[werewolf-artfriend]

lake sunset

bday gift for @yellow-cat <3

[sonypraystation]

iphone texting

girl: come get this pussy daddy me: On My Way! baby grill

[grozat]

Sisters, the print you'll get from me if you complete the stamp rally this weekend.

[fleebites]

junicorn

day 02

‘twins’

[justsayfkit]

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

[assassin1513]

🍁✨🍁Autumn Stars🍁✨🍁

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 21

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Zuko (ATLA: Movie)

Remaining time: 3 days 12 hours

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

This is pissing me off.

Like yeah, by any other unit of attractiveness measurement this is coughing baby vs nuclear bomb, but this is fucking TUMBLR sexymen we're talking about here. The fact that the conventionally attractive redeemed brooding bad boy blueprint baby's first socially acceptable fictional crush is winning is vexing.

Have you no respect to the culture, the history, the traditions? If it was at least Dabi then I'd get it. I'd be dissapointed for my goat but I would concede.

This isn't even Eggman propaganda at this point this is me being upset that handsome men who have gone through their character arcs and become better people for it are winning this specific poll.

I'm not even saying we should disqualify him! He's got some sauce, he's still deeply autistic so that's something he's got going for him, and character development doesn't erase trauma. But why is he winning tho? It's cuz he's an actually sexy, more well adjusted than he could've been, man of mostly realistic proportions. And I don't think that's fair.

[h0use-fly]

Fish merchant

[theehorsepusssy]

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[nataliehall]

Hey look it’s your boyfriend

[pissvortex]

on the pride parade “boyfriend of bi girlfriend” float with the other guys we’re chopping it up and hanging out. we’re all standing on the float holding a beer and they’re all cheering for us. more than the other floats even