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Eren: Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?

Jean: Not to my face. Why, did you hear something?

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Jean, to Eren: Just do me the favor of listening to me for a minute, so I can say “I told you so” later.

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Jean: Eren... Can you pass me that?

Eren: Don't talk to me! I'm mad at you!

Jean: ...

Eren: *passes it anyway*

Jean: Thanks.

Eren: I'm not talking to you!

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Connie: God help the person who ends up dating Eren.

Jean: I'm dating Eren.

Connie: My condolences.

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Will you ever return with your awesome quotes? 💕

yes, i think.

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hey guys, what's up?

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Eren, slyly: Do you want a hug?

Jean, suspiciously: No.

Eren: Did you even hear what I said?

Jean: Yes.

Eren: What did I say then?

Jean: Do you want a hug?

Eren: Well, if you insist.

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Sasha: And now for a gay update with Jean.

Jean, looking at Eren: Getting gayer.

Sasha: Thank you, Jean.

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Jean, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Eren, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Eren: *walks by*

Jean: That's fucking it. I'm going to tell him.

Marco: What? Tell him what? Hey-

Jean: *grabs Eren's arm* YOU'VE BEEN GETTING ON MY NERVES! STOP BEING SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE!

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Jean: [to Eren] Babe, you need to be kind to people.

Someone: Hey-

Jean: Fuck off.

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Jean, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Eren: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Eren:

Eren: It's perfume.

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Armin: Eren, what color are Jean's eyes?

Eren: The warm chestnut of well-worn leather when the sun comes out after days of rain.

Armin: What?

Eren: I said brown.

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Sasha: Dammit, Jean, why don't you just say you like him?!

Jean: *angry whispering* I do not like him! That's why! Now keep your voice down!

Sasha: Eren is asleep on your lap and you expect me to believe-

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Eren: [throwing his head onto Jean's lap and looks up angelically] Jean, tell me I'm pretty.

Jean: [rests hand on Eren's cheek and smiles lovingly at him] You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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I re-read the latest chapter and I know I’m forever tardy to the party but w/e.

It’d be nice if just one time when Eren cried, instead of being made fun of for it or told he shouldn’t be doing it, that he could be comforted or validated in some way. It’s okay to feel. It’s okay to cry. That’s not weakness. That’s being human.

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erejean hc: jeans a makeup artist when eren volunteers to be his model they both don't expect his face to be so ticklish with the sweeps of brushes & hands & jeans just so amused about it & slightly pissed because he just fixed that wing r u srs eren

eren is jeans fav model to practice makeup and contours and new things on because eren’s face shape and general bone structure is amaZING???? but erens also tHE BIGGEST PAIN TO WORK ON because the swells of his cheeks are so sensitive and his neCK so when jean has to use a fluffy brush to blend makeup down his jaw line onto his neck eren can’t stop giggling and jean wants to be exasperated but erens so fuckin cute??? 

also holy shit yes jean literally has to hold eren by the jaw with an iron grip when he does cat eye makeup because he has to use a tiny detail brush for the wing and eren dies because jean’s touch with the brush is so genTLE AND EREN ALWAYS MESSES UP JEAN’S PERFECT SHARP WINGS WITH HIS SQUIRMING