Melsbells

Mel, geriatric tumblr granny. tlt, tma, rote, bbc merlin, etc. sci-fi & fantasy & cosmic horror. AI users & TERFS are straight up dog shit.

[loverboy1717]

Some cosplays require an intentional lack of makeup.

This is me being grumpy about seeing Cam cosplays where the cosplayer is in full face makeup with contour and lashes. Camilla Hect’s proximity to lashes are a) Pal’s naturally perfect ones. b) Coronabeth’s false ones that she sees as an act of self torture.

My girl has a blunt bob she doesn’t have to think about and uses bar soap and body lotion on her face. Why would you buy extra products when you already had perfectly serviceable ones at your disposal. She busy being codependent on Pal and organizing her weapons. Come on now.

[plantanarchy]

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

[nihilistwife]

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

[plantanarchy]

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

[nihilistwife]

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[knifefightscene]

[punksalmons]

the thing about writing is that it's very hard unless you have to leave the house in 15 minutes or perhaps go to bed

[vividciggy]

I'd like to issue a formal apology to Palamedes Sextus, I was unaware of his swag. I always loved him dearly but it took me 3 rereads of GtN to realize this nerd has catastrophic levels of aura. Difficult to notice when Camilla Hect is next to him at all times

[weird-goodbyes]

I do think some people need to realize you cannot Amazon prime one day free shipping your way into a friendship/relationship

[weird-goodbyes]

sometimes it’ll be inconvenient. sometimes you will have to sit through a movie you don’t enjoy and still say, “it was nice!” sometimes you’ll have to forgive them for things, and sometimes you’ll have to have tough conversations. human connection is often about learning how and why and what and when to care about another person. at least the one’s that are worth it. it might cost a couple more emotional dollars, and the shipping is a couple business days more, but it’s worth it.

[depsidase]

[segamascott]

[darlingofdots]

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

[playwrongs]

Tags via @deadpanwalking, editor and ass-kicker extraordinaire

[gingisnap]

Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say

[james-spooky]

grab your shirts everybody WE MADE IT!!!!!!!

[darlingofdots]

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

[playwrongs]

Tags via @deadpanwalking, editor and ass-kicker extraordinaire

[gingisnap]

Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say

[runasulienadanika]

oh my god no wonder Kiriona was so mean/agressive. she's literally a construct, she's been through hell, she wakes up and gets kissed by "Harrow" but it's not Harrow, it's something puppeting her body? and that something is protected by her only friends? who are okay with it controlling Harrow's body? who suddenly are together even though one of them died? Palamedes sacrificed himself and Camilla somehow managed to bring him back but when Gideon did it, Harrow erased her and left her behind? she's been used her entire life and now her only friends want to use her body again.

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[authentictaxi]

[memorycycle]

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr