never knew bluecifer had a realistically detailed asshole, thanks google for showing me this ! next can you show me how to die
holy fucking shit
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never knew bluecifer had a realistically detailed asshole, thanks google for showing me this ! next can you show me how to die
holy fucking shit
how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.
please google what an artichoke is
post the cockroach with the autotuned scat please. i need it
when u stand w ur hands Like That
rebolg if u agree
wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine
this is what summertime is like
Our Father, who art in heaven,
Baja be thy Blast
Thy kingdumb cum;
Thy grill be done,
My girth, as wide as Heaven:
Give us, this gay, our daily bread;
and forgive us our gas passings,
as we forgive those who gas before us;
Lead us not to trepidation,
But deliver us some cheesy;
For Thine is the King-Shit,
and the crunchy, and the spicy,
Forever and Ever.
ITADAKIMASU
Made a bit of an upgrade to my gaming setup! I kept forgetting my dice bag or books or both, or my notebook, or just not having things. Well NO MORE! Now I have this monstrosity.
A toolbox I got at the hardware store for cheaper than the asking price as there is some cosmetic damage to it. So why this box, you ask? Well, you can see those compartments up top, but let's take a closer look!
Room for my dice as well as space for future expansion! Sorted by color along the top and bottom. The center partition as the home for the newest or special sets, the left bin for sets that straddle the line between colors that don't blend together, and the right for singles and one-offs. Sweet setup, right? But why so big? Well...
THAT'S RIGHT! It has room for books, notebooks, pencils, character sheets, and dice jails! Have yet to fill the bottom cavity, but I expect that naughty dice shall be left to rot in the basement if they roll too many ones. So now, my fellow dice goblins, I am ready for my Bard to disappoint the entire party more efficiently than ever!
Unmute !
quarantine’s really hitting people hard huh
free software alternatives
i never stop talking about some of these so i might as well banish them to a single post! you might know about a lot of them already, but feel free to look anyway
Adobe Animate (Flash) → OpenToonz, Synfig Studio, or Pencil2D
Adobe Audition → Audacity
Adobe Illustrator → Inkscape
Adobe Photoshop → GNU Image Manipulation Program or Paint.NET
Adobe Premiere Pro/After Effects → Fusion, Shotcut, OpenShot, Natron, or Blender
Autodesk Maya → Blender
Clip Studio Paint/Paint Tool SAI → Krita, FireAlpaca, (both also include animation tools!) or MediBang Paint
FL Studio → LMMS
Microsoft Office → LibreOffice or Calligra Suite
Scrivener → Celtx (sort of?) or Evernote
VLC media player → VLC media player lol
freeware can be a great opportunity to get a feel for something and learn a new skill. and in some cases, the free versions are almost as powerful, so you might find that you saved a lot of money but made work that was just about equal to what you might have done with paid software!
Rations for various RPG Races
[[ Source. Original creator: wats6831. Additional information and images linked under each one. ]]
Universal:
Homemade artisan herb bread, home grown and dried apples and prunes, uncured beef sausage, munster cheese. Made a small bag from cheesecloth and tied it closed.
Discussion thread here.
Dwarf:
Garlic chicken livers, smoked and peppered cheese, spiced pork sausages, hard tack, dried vegetables, dried wild mushrooms.
Discussion thread here.
Elf:
Top left to right: Evereskan Honey Comb, Elven Travel Bread (Amaretto Liquer Cake with custom swirls), Lurien Spring Cheese (goat cheese with garlic, salt, spices and shallots), Delimbyr Vale Smoked Silverfin (Salmon), Honey Spiced Lichen (Kale Chips), and Silverwood Pine Nuts.
Discussion thread here.
Halfling:
From upper left: “Honeytack” Hard tack honey cakes, beef sausage, pork sausage mini links, mini whole wheat toast, cranberry cheddar cheese mini wedge, mini pickles, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, lower right is my homemade “travel cake” muesli with raisins, golden prunes, honey, eggs and cream.
Discussion thread here.
Half-Orc:
Wrapped in cheesecloth and tied in burlap package. Forest strider drumsticks, molasses sweet wheat bread “black strap”, aged Munster, hard boiled eggs, mixed wild nuts.
Discussion thread here.
Orc:
Orcs aren’t known for their great cuisine. Orcs prefer foods that are readily available (whatever can be had by raiding), and portable with little preparation, though they have a few racial delicacies. Toughs strips of lean meat, bones scavenged from recent kills, and dark coarse bread make up the bulk of common orc rations.Fire roasted rothe femur (marrow is a rare treat) [beef femur], Strips of dried meat (of unknown origin) [homemade goose jerky], foraged nuts, only edible by orcs….nut cracker tusks [brazil nuts], coarse black bread, made with whatever grains can be pillaged [black sesame bread], Pungent peppers [Habanero peppers stuffed with smoked fish and olives].
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Gnome:
Pan fried Delimbyr smelt, spiced goat cheese (paprika crusted hand pressed Fontina), Gnome shortbread (savory pistachio), glass travel jar filled with Secomber Red (wine), hard boiled quail eggs packed in rolled oats (to keep safe), dried figs from Calimshan, and Southwood smoked goat sausage (blood sausage).
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Lizardfolk:
Lizardfolk are known to be omnivores, forage for a surprising variety of foods found within the confines of their marshy environs, in this case the Lizard Marsh near Daggerford. Fresh caught boiled Delimbyr Crayfish on wild chives, coastal carrageen moss entrapping estuary brine shrimp (irish moss, dried brine shrimp), Brackish-Berries (blackberries), Blackened Dart-Frog legs (frog legs) on spring sprouts (clover sprouts), roasted bog bugs on a stick!
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Drow:
From top left: Menzoberranzan black truffle rothe cheese (Black Knight Tilsit), Donigarten Moss Snails (Escargot in shallot butter sauce), Blind cave fish caviar in mushroom caps (Lumpfish caviar), faerzress infused duck egg imported from the surface Realms (Century egg), Black velvet ear fungus (Auricularia Black Fungus Mushroom).
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Drow will also eat A Fucking Rock if it’s goth enough
#this rules to such a ridiculous degree im aghast
you know what im gonna reblog this to my main as well as my aesthetic blog because this post kicked my ass
my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much
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This is it. This is what I’ve been waiting for since birth. I will never be happier.
So they found this adorable little dinosaur called Anchiornis
See those feathers? The skeleton they found was so well-preserved that scientists were able to examine the pigment cells in the feathers and compare them to those of modern day birds.
And they were able to do this with such accuracy that they know the coloration of this dinosaur. In life it looked something like this.
It just baffles me that we know the color patterns of an animal that has been dead for 161 million years
They found a prehistoric chicken that wears adidas swear pants my god
Every movie is set in a world where that movie doesn’t exist
False.
the way he says “ridged chips” is on the top of 2014’s best sounds of the twenty four teens
maybe a dijon mustard spread
I’m talkin about ice cream on the side
rihjjd chipps
stop transcending orange juice at me