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@flyinghyena
Fucking prepare yourself for this one
I have not worked retail in about 5 years, but I still find myself blocking shelves, and I even rushed to clean up a drink my waitress spilled near me without giving it a second thought. These behaviors are ingrained to the point of being compulsions and I just want it to stop. I hope Im not alone in this.
I have been offered jobs at most of the retail stores I frequent. Blocking the shelves is just instinct. I was talking with a buddy in a stop of games (I work in a supermarket) and by the time we were done with our conversation I had worked the planogram for the 3ds section. I wasn’t even conscious that I was looking at the planogram and working it.
Anyways I got a free DS game so I’m happy.
There was only one store that asked me to not fix the shelves when I stop. He said it was an insurance thing. But the seafood guy told me in a later visit I was asked to stop because my work was making the managers work look bad.
-Rodney
-Rodney
me @ everyone on tumblr
yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine
The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions.
So I’m more or less being facetious here, but this is actually a thing.
Hamlet is genre savvy. Hamlet knows how Tragedies work, and he’s not going to rush in and get stabby without making absolutely certain he’s got all the facts.
Except once he thinks he has all the facts – once he’s certain that it really is the ghost of his father and Claudius really did kill him, he rushes in and stabs the wrong guy, which starts a domino line of deaths and gets Laertes embroiled in his own revenge tragedy and ultimately results in the deaths of nearly every character other than Horatio.
That’s the irony and the tragedy of the story. Hamlet knows his tropes and actively tries to avoid them, and the tropes get him anyway. It’s inevitable, the tropes are hungry.
I want a sticker that says the tropes are hungry so I can put it on my laptop
i met a scholar once who said that tragedies aren’t about a silly “flaw” or anything, it’s about having a hero who’s just in the wrong goddamn story
if hamlet swapped places with othello he wouldn’t be duped by any of iago’s shit, he’d sit down & have a good think & actually examine the facts before taking action. meanwhile in denmark, othello would have killed claudius before act 2 could even start. but instead nope, they’re both in situations where their greatest strengths are totally useless and now we’ve got all these bodies to bury.
The tropes are hungry and the hero is in the wrong goddamn story.
I love this post.
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I believe the artist is Katy Doughty.
I want “The tropes are hungry and the hero is in the wrong damn story” tattooed somewhere on my person
How to Finish
I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals.
Yesterday was a top moment in my LIFE! I got the see 3 gorgeous people with many wonderful people at Stockholm.
They played mario party and we got a chance to play with them! I got on the stage and I got hugs! *cries* I’m still super proud of my pickup line for Arin Handsome and the crowd went wild!
Thank you Sean, Danny and Arin for an amazing evening yesterday! You are very much loved
Fantastic moment haha
list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today
so we’re just gonna stop the list right tf there
looking through the comments and reblogs.. oh boy
there’s definitely more but I’m not sure I want to subject myself to that horror
hey quick question how come out of all the pictures you could’ve chosen for Bloo you had to pick the one from a hentai parody
you recognized it
michael bay looks like if todd howard was slowly being consumed by dark magic
Todd Howard has full control over his dark magic and rejuvenates himself by rereleasing Skyrim
I think this might be the first time I’ve actually seen a picture of Michael Bay.
Photos That look Like Renaissance Paintings
I wish we had the credit for all these photos
sorry about that, here you go:
four men, one smoking - Dimitri Staszewski
brawling ukrainian politicians - Valentyn Ogirenko
man painting with cat in foreground - Reddit user Ktai_Arterion
ted cruz - Jason Reed
man lying in busy street - Joel Goodman
laughing man framed by grimy window - Leo Berne
woman baking in sunlight - Bas Uterwijk
bickering traders on a red couch - Adam Grey
??? oh my god??
this man went from singing fifties hits in gold lamé pants to solving murders with grammar I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS
HE DISCOVERED HIS TRUE CALLING WHILE DECIPHERING RECORD CONTRACTS
THIS IS REALLY INSPIRING HONESTLY
achieve your dreams and then achieve new more niche dreams, nothing can stop you, you too can trade in your pompadour to fight crime
#acheive your dreams then achieve new more niche dreams
No bitch
That’s nice but the post was by a bi person upset at bisexual erasure
can someone please edit a horse to make it look less horrible
dont know why i fuckin bother
not to be a tinhat but the whole iphone face scanning thing is legitimately like, one of the scariest fucking things i’ve heard abt in technological developments recently and like i’m not deluding myself into thinking we don’t already live in a surveillance state but like, how does apple not think “we scan your face to identify you and that’s how you unlock your iphone,” especially when no one asked for that, doesn’t sound like, beyond insidious just on its very surface level
like what marketing genius at apple thought this was a clever slogan and not like, a vague dystopian sounding threat
I just imagined someone slamming their head on a card reader
I’m reading this medieval manuscript and so far this dude has managed to spell “chickens” in the following ways:
chekyns
chekens
chekynnes
chekennes
chykynnes
chykyns
chykens
I’ll keep you updated if I find any more variations
“tall girls can’t be cute”
you fool. you buffoon. you absolute moron.
@ the tall girls in the notes saying “this can’t apply to me”
IT DOES. THIS POST MOST CERTAINLY APPLIES TO YOU. DO YOU UNDERSTAND??!!
I hope you’re applying it to tall trans girls like me
YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT PAL
Do you think you could give some pointers as to how to draw dragons? I'm stuck whenever I try and the anatomy and proportions never seems to line up.
That’s the fun part about dragons though - you can throw anatomy out the window for the most part because there’s no specific one way to draw them.
[I made this at 3am and forgot about it in my drafts, so please let me know if you want clarification on a specific thing]
I like to push for variety and variation with dragons. The most common dragon we usually see is a Western Dragon; long neck, spikes, webbed wings, horns on their head. [you can probably picture one from pop culture based on that reference alone]
But that doesn’t have to be the only way to draw dragons. There are also Wyverns, Eastern Orientals, Hyrdas, Serpents, and more. Play around with the body and faces of dragons to make them a bit more unique and give them more personality and don’t be afraid to make them look “ugly”, they could end up pretty badass.
Dragons can have a wide variety of body types. These can vary from proper quadruped legs to bipedal with a weight offset. Front legs can be shorter than back legs, or they can even resemble real-life animals with “dragony” features.
If you’re worried about proportioning, try breaking up your dragon’s body. I’ll use the Body Type + Appearance Dragons as examples;
Large: 33% Head // 33% Body // 33% Tail // [1% Extra/Pudge hehe]
Skinny: 10% Head // 20% Neck // 25% Body // 45% Tail
Lean: 10% Head // 20% Neck // 35% Body // 35% Tail
Bipedal: 10% Head // 40% Body // 50% Tail
With wings, you’re going to want them to be larger than your dragon’s body [unless they’re earthbound, in which case they can be tiny] Ideal wings are usually as long as your dragons body without the tail.
If you’re struggling with wings, I often break them up into two or three parts. Consider it to be like your arm, going from bicep to forearm to hand and fingers. Note that the Butterfly wings seen above don’t use this same method and are one solid piece.
If you’re designing a dragon, consider where they live or what they’ll be doing. Oceanic dragon? Try webbed hands or fins. Earthbound dragon? Give them big, powerful claw-paws so they can dig through the toughest of dirt. Again, there’s no right way to draw a dragon, so have fun with it!