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Favorite thing about Gale revealing the orb to the group is how guilty he is. Buddy i killed a woman a few nights ago and no one batted an eye. Astarion tried to drink my blood in my sleep. Wyll brought a devil to our camp. Karlach is going to explode. I promise you king you’re not the dealbreaker here

firstprinced

Heated Rivalry | 1.06

milkahia

Arcane Jayvik Fantasy Week | Jayce & Viktor ｡･:*:･ﾟ★ Happily ever after

rozanovs

#the outrage

seatrench

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

cetitanhasmoved

sorry the what? the what moray

cromerholt

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

fair-itself

Every time this post comes around I’m too busy to tell this story so I’m gonna do it now: when I learned to scuba dive, there was a dude in my dive group named Dumbass Dave who was always being relentlessly roasted by his buddies because when they went to the Great Barrier Reef he brought a baggie of hard boiled egg down with him because he wanted to find a moray eel and feed it and pet it

Well he found a moray and attempted to hand feed it, and it snapped up the egg and bit the shit out of his right hand in the process and the dive had to be halted so the blood wouldn’t attract sharks. But was this enough punishment for Dumbass Dave? No it was not, because he had a Plan

Dumbass Dave’s plan turned out to be a chainmail glove. Where he obtained it has been lost to time, but he put it on his right, injured hand and down they went, whereupon Dave found himself another moray and tried to feed it some hardboiled egg

With his left hand

And yes it did bite the shit out of him and they did have to cancel the dive, again

So I guess the moral of that story is maybe eels aren’t bastards, maybe they just meet a lot of people like Dave

fair-itself

I reminded my scuba instructor of this story and he wanted me to amend the post to let everyone know that it was the same eel who bit Dumbass Dave both times

finalfantasy37

reblog if those man tits make you irrational

purelyutilitarian

Saltburn just asks the question that everyone is too afraid to ask. What if people were using their autism for evil.

spicynectarines

whatchya doing there Light?

catchymemes

ydrill

I genuinely love all those comments on this video

gomi-chandesu

Would like to formally apologize to the animation team behind the OG scooby doo. I thought this shit was just cheap animation, they really did just dance like that back then.

xiranjayzhao

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can’t believe the Human Pet Guy called for the restoration of the French monarchy in my mentions, leading me to discover he follows me on Twitter and almost certainly for fetishistic reasons (his following list was full of trans and asian porn accounts and also elon musk)

strawberryjei

ftmjerryseinfeld

posting a tiktok here bc she really said it all!!!

evie-black

phageous

Just gonna leave this here

frogmoss1

gay purple bitch

arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2

get it white boy

diaryofandnwoman

Women BE AWARE!!!!!

crabapplepectin

(this is obviously not directed at op, but for ppl who don't know)

Indigenous ppl have literally been pointing out that oil, gas, and logger workers have been the primary perpetrators of violence against two spirit and indigenous women, contributing largely to mmiw. As the article points out, this doesn't just happen in Canada, but all over the world. People need to realize that resource extraction doesn't just lead to environmental destruction, but the incarceration of land defenders (usually indigenous people), and disturbingly high rates of violence against locals.

callese

khapikat222

Report Disney, Report Universal, Knotts, the Large Golf Courses.

Report them en mass and force their business behavior to change.

keeshplay

gehayi

If you want to report water waste by Disney, Nestle, Universal, Palm Springs Golf Course, etc., go here and select “multiple types of waste”, because nothing else actually fits real wasters like them. (The other nine options are about ratting out your neighbors [7], complaining about cleanliness in hotels [1], or complaining about restaurants serving water unasked [1]. Fuck all of these.)

“Multiple types of waste” requires a comment, but somehow I don’t think anyone on Tumblr will have any problems sharing their opinion. In vast detail, if necessary.

You can also take photos of Disney’s, Knotts’, Universal’s, etc. water waste and attach it to the report.

This can be done through desktop or mobile.

Have fun!

hell0-there-lady

V A C C I N A T E

hell0-there-lady

sign in a doctor’s office

I have decided to make this a master post of healthcare PROFESSIONALS calling bullshit on anti-vaxx

clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040

there are links directly between some vaccinations and autism in young children. Whole drug and medical industries need to be restructured

cumprise-deactivated20211231

No there aren’t, and the doctor that said that literally got his license taken away for being reckless

mango-thot-deactivated20190520

The whole entire study was literally based on lies. There are kids who can’t get vaccinated due to health reasons like allergies and being immuno-compromised but every other child NEEDS to be vaccinated

kumasenpai

1. Mufuckas is too old to be believing your child can catch autism from a goddamn shot

2. Even if they could an autistic child is better than a dead one

3. STOP SPREADING BULLSHIT

sauvamente

If you believe that vaccinations cause autism you do not deserve to have children. There are so many kids that have died because of this believe because people do not wanna vaccinate their children because they’re afraid of autism which is fucked up on so many levels.