flynni

life's gonna be like strawberry sherbet

[flynni]

@theunluckiestduck​

duck . duck . quack . duck . eugene’s brain spun in a loop of intrusive impulsion . this was the first time he’s acquainted himself with a bird rather than shoo’ed it off . owl ?? hated his guts . crows ?? stalked him day in and day out . and there was that one time a bird picked a fight with him on the streets --

yeah , eugene had bad luck with poultry .

“ alright , i’ll bite . ” eugene conceded to his own grudge upon feasting his observance onto the humanity of this feathered friend , “ so you say you do parties , but i’m looking to throw the sickest of ragers this side of the island . i’m talking confetti cannon , i’m talking balloon art , i’m talking SALAMI CARVER ( genius, i know. ) , i’m talking exploding cake that a freakin’ giraffe pops out of -- ”

“ you get the point . so , what do you think ?? ”

[flynni]

@spiderstaff

" i didn't think it was possible for fingernails to come in extra small. . . until today . the more you know . " he comments , holding kay's hand in his as he squints in concentration , dipping the brush to his polish into the pot . of course he knows better . eugene had always helped the younger ones at the orphanage clean up -- wash their hands so they wouldn't get sick . but it has been a long time .

" now , hold still . wouldn't want to paint a masterpiece onto your hand . "

[baddestdangerboy]

flynni​:

swipe , swipe , swipe –

eugene scrolled away at the pikpok app on his phone , unamused with the activity coming up on his feed : a hair stylist here , manicure artist there , and of course the obligatory trending audio .

“ wait just a minute … ” brows furrowed as he leaned in to investigate the background of the looping dance video taken in the archimedean streets , “ that’s me !! … look , i’m famous !! ”

Badou leans over to look at Eugene's screen, his own abandoned, and squints at the little video, grainy as it is.

"More like infamous."

[flynni]

“ finally , someone captured my good side . hey , hey -- look at me go . ” eugene thrust his phone’s screen into badou’s face with a smug grin , the attention palpable enough to eat . “ look at my jawline . ”

so what was so captive about this pikpok ?? well , aside from the very talented fanboy rocking out to some nondescript pop song , in the left hand corner one could spy a tiny , microscopic eugene fitzherbert strutting -- j-walking -- through the street without a care in the world . something only he would notice . impressive , really .

“ good hair day too . ”

[flynni]

alright, sorry on the slow speed of writing starters. i haven't actually been awake for days so any focus on *words* simply isn't a thing. bare with me, love u all <3

[kenas-artstuff]

the man who lived.

[flynni]

@baddestdangerboy

swipe , swipe , swipe --

eugene scrolled away at the pikpok app on his phone , unamused with the activity coming up on his feed : a hair stylist here , manicure artist there , and of course the obligatory trending audio .

" wait just a minute . . . " brows furrowed as he leaned in to investigate the background of the looping dance video taken in the archimedean streets , " that's me !! . . . look , i'm famous !! "

[flynni]

@miraidawn

" oh , step aside , my fellow . . . er, fellow , " eugene interjects himself unwarrented and uninvited . sure , it was the easier path is to simply ignore and watch other's misfortune play out before him , but . . . wasn't it sometimes more entertaining to play hero ?? besides , this was a common cause for him an all mankind , were he to ignore the atrocity unfolding before him , the consequences might felt throughout the city .

and that simply wouldn't do !!

" you were about five seconds away from abject danger . but don't fear : eugene's here . let me teach you a little life hack -- smothering lethal poison on bread does not make a sandwich . "

it's mayonaise .

[flynni]

alrighty its been way too long but the vibes are right soooooo, here is a starter call for eugene fitzherbert from tangled: the series. the length may vary :) non-event . i’m going to say... no cap and choose to live life on the edge.

[xiaoguiwang]

with all due respect, which is none,

[rp-meme-world]

“don’t” starters

❝ don’t do it. ❞

❝ don’t do this. ❞

❝ don’t look. ❞

❝ don’t cry. ❞

❝ don’t laugh. ❞

❝ don’t leave. please. ❞

❝ don’t be like that. ❞

❝ don’t bother. ❞

❝ don’t eat that. ❞

❝ don’t risk it. ❞

❝ don’t look at me. ❞

❝ don’t give up your day job. ❞

❝ don’t tell me what to do. ❞

❝ don’t even think about it. ❞

❝ don’t think too hard about it. ❞

❝ don’t you want me? ❞

❝ don’t give me that shit. ❞

❝ don’t procrastinate. ❞

❝ don’t worry about it! ❞

❝ don’t knock it until you’ve tried it! ❞

❝ don’t be so hard on yourself. ❞

❝ don’t jump to conclusions here. ❞

❝ don’t play the victim. ❞

❝ don’t just sit there! do something! ❞

❝ don’t hesitate to ask if you need anything. ❞

❝ don’t make me tell you again. ❞

❝ don’t hold your breath. ❞

❝ don’t be a menace. ❞

❝ don’t let them get to you. ❞

❝ don’t stoop to their level. ❞

❝ don’t get your hopes up. ❞

❝ don’t like it? leave.  ❞

❝ don’t hold back. let it out. ❞

❝ don’t mention it! ❞

❝ don’t fuck with me. ❞

❝ don’t you know how much i care about you? ❞

[mad-hatter-memes]

Imma take a bow So you can kiss my ass

[sunlightdrop]

a little rebellion, a little adventure… that’s good, healthy even!

[flynni]

Kay slips this gift inside Eugene's door... sure there'd been some breaking and entering, but surely he'll understand. Just because she's not stealing as much anymore doesn't mean she's lost her touch.

There's a small hand-made pouch full of chocolate gold coins, and a construction paper card that Kay decorated herself with glitter and stickers! The card reads:

'Dear Eugene- I hope you have a good Valentine's day! We should hang out soon, I missed you. Do you think we could go get our nails done again??? You always know the best stuff to ask for.

(PS I promise I bought the candy, and I didn't steal it)

(PPS I'm sorry for breaking and entering)

Love, Kay'

" hey , what have we here -- "

normally , when breaking and entering the entire point is to take something , not necessarily to leave something behind . he holds a chocolate coin between his fingers, catching its metallic against the lights above . its as good as gold . and maybe it should be offensive -- after all , wasn't he trying to move on from all that old stuff ?? to be a better person , and so on ??

" girl , you're something else . "

it's hilariously spot on !!

eugene unwraps the tin with his finger nails . . . unable to hide his amusement as his shoulders shake with laughter . he loves it . he loves that girl , kay .

[flynni]

“ you know , ” eugene pops the collar of his brand new shirt , “ i was designed to slay for a long time, not necessarily stay for a long time . ”

[fitzherbertssmolder]

The Simmer, The Smoulder and The Blaze: A Trilogy 

[flynni]

he reads

[flynni]

fellstcr​:

⚔️ // “…. i  am  not  so  certain  the  stars  continue  to  return  you  here  for  benevolent  purposes.”  she  paused.  “perhaps  you  should  consider  that  your  outspoken  hubris  may  be   what  they  might  find  …  easily  exploitable  ,  instead.”

“ oooooooooor maybe they just like me :) ” more than his parents must have !!

what, isn’t there something like . . . 3rd time the charm ??

really , to be kept around for his exploitability wasn’t the . . . most unrealistic rationale . after all , eugene fitzherbert was a fragile man with a willingness to sooth his fragile ego by any means . was it not the very same exploitability that kept him swinging treasures for that baron way back when ?? some things may change , but they never quite die .