flynn!

'you think you just fell out of a coconut tree?' -kamala harris 14 they/them i enjoy lots of things ask me about them and maybe i'll respond

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[flynnintheloonybin]

fucking like 40c in france... with no ac i almost died

[flynnintheloonybin]

i wnat pizza so fucking bad rn its 11pm and nothings open

[finnxymiwi]

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked google gemini” well i asked conan gray and he said it’s my world and it’s my life

[henryskibidi]

more is more less is a bore

[flynnintheloonybin]

my cat hates everyone and i love him for it but also i can never have people over because he will either hiss at them or throw up on them

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[flynnintheloonybin]

they call me the 206 like my area code

2 dollars in my bank account 0 pussy bc i like guys none of that either tho and 6 big ones

[emolgana]

anyone else worry that you’re walking around life as the mii on the right

[loontattoo]

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

[fairycosmos]

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

[ina-cares]

"why aren't my headphones worki-"

MOVIES

[the-muppet-joker]

Should I French Kiss with the sock puppet im making, before the Hot Glue dries on its lips, so I can experience wet hot yaoi hot glue spit string? For once?

Live in the moment

No. Hospital for burns on mouth

Voting ended onJun 29

[flynnintheloonybin]

hopital

[flynnintheloonybin]

'i asked chatgpt' ask your friendly neighborhood spiderman where your fucking critical thinking skills went bitch

[catofsammich]

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked google ai" well i asked conan gray and he couldn't hear me because the church bells won't stop ringing for an undead wedding day

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sad how when westerners say "pickle" it's almost always shorthand for "pickled cucumber" which is the most Mediocre and Disappointing of all the bountiful beauteous possibilities of pickled vegetables...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

pickled onions. pickled garlic. pickled peppers. pickled okra. pickled daikon. pickled asparagus. pickled beets. pickled ginger. pickled brussel sprouts. pickled mushrooms, pickled eggs, pickled cabbage, pickled corn. pickled watermelon! the opportunities were vast and unceasing!!!!!!

instead they chose a filler vegetable that has all the charisma of a cantaloupe staging a hostile takeover of a fruit salad 😞

[flynnintheloonybin]

pickled daikon yumyumyum

[strange-aeons]

TUMBLR CONFESSION IS OPEN

this is a website full of SINNERS, SICKOS, and HOMOS!!!!!

So tell me .... what sins of the past still haunt you?

Did you do hamilton discourse? Become the most popular jonas brothers rpf writer on AO3 when you were 13? Did you make a fake post on tumblr about owning the homophobes? Did you spend 2 years roleplaying as a middle aged mom who writes letters to serial killers in the true crime community before eventually deleting the 10,000 follower blog in shame? Did you do hamilton discourse?

Father Strange is here to offer a comforting ear and absolve you of your guilt. You many now unburden yourself anonymously in my inbox.

Responses may be included in a video!

[strange-aeons]

Clarification: The sins need not take place on tumblr so as long as they feel sort of tumblr-y. Anything fandom/fanfic related definitely works. writing fake stories on reddit would work. The twitter discourse trenches would work. Sometimes tumblr is a state of mind, u know?

[henryskibidi]

aww dammit I missed it

[flynnintheloonybin]

i became one of the top drarry writers on wattpad when i was eleven

[flynnintheloonybin]

zohran mamdani... save me zohran mamdani...