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🌟 you can call me cat! || they/he || I like wof, mcyt, musicals(especially starkid), podcasts, spn, h2g2, tf2, the mechanisms, the pitt and nature! Pfp is a great potoo bird I found off google images and banner is from nerdy prudes must die(1:11:13 or so) if you know me irl no u Don't 👀 Also, the blog title appeared to me in a dream so ueah

[catparty41]

Where I am: dead tired (mostly caught up with school stuff, but still here)

Drawing requests are: closed! :)

my strawpage

my oc’s strawpage

Both are best on mobile btwwww

Blinkies and gifs under cut

[wootwona]

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[spamton]

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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[spamton]

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

[spamton]

you get what i mean.

[free-post-store]

$0

[spamton]

[sasha-on-the-side]

Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

[atelier-tamamoland]

sixpencee got less hate for straight-up admitting to owning a child slave than I do for saying children shouldn't be treated as property

[atelier-tamamoland]

like i'll say "parents should not be able to unilaterally override their child's consent" and some dipshit will see the word consent and the smoke from the hollowed-out crater that used to be their critical thinking skills will immediately coalesce into a message in my ask box calling me a pedo. no fucking hope for any of you

[atelier-tamamoland]

which I say, by the way, because one of my closest friends was able to be effectively disappeared off the face of the earth and sent into the woods to be sexually abused and tortured into being straight due to parents effectively owning their children as property. if you are a minor your consent simply does not actually matter - whether you get vaccinated, whether you get to go to school, whether people get to hug touch you, what you wear, how your hair is cut, what your hobbies are, whether you get to have friends, and yes, whether you want to be sent to a torture camp in the woods or not - your consent is entirely meaningless because your parents can simply override it, and there's fuckall you can do about it, because you aren't a person, you're just property. the family dog has more protections against being abused than children do

but! if you ever point this out you get called you a rapist

[potato-lord-but-not]

Btw the old Jarthur keychains are also back up for preorder!! So if you missed em the first time you can get em :^3

[femdemon]

How are we at a point now where "trans men and trans mascs don't experience gender euphoria" is a real fucking take that I'm seeing people post and agree with? "Oh, trans men and trans mascs will never understand the moment when you finally put on a dress or skirt and feel like yourself-" chest binders. Packers. Getting a short haircut. Being called "sir" by a stranger instead of "miss" or "ma'am." Growing facial hair. What's even really being said here, that we don't experience gender euphoria, or that our gender euphoria is less significant?

[thriplerex-trx]

made this last year but it got lost with the old account

[thehumanwiki]

Link LoZ is so gender. He’s transmasc. She’s transfem. They’ve never heard of gender. He’s every gender. He’s a he/him lesbian. They switch pronouns every week. He’s a feral goblin who steals genders from unsuspecting passerbys. Xe’re agender. Xe’re a gender. He is stabbing you to death.

[transkojiro]

grian posting these like he's the fan is so cute dkfjhdsg

[katkatnotkitkat]

a collection :)

[arteei]

i am cringe but i am not free 💔 im cringe and extremely self conscious

[saelens16]

Thinking abt D the redstone player, L the PVP pro, M the builder, and R the collector... Hmm

#tmnt #riseofthetmnt #rottmnt

[otiksimr]

im a big fan of dating sims but i don’t really care for the whole self-insert part so I genuinely just imagine myself like this.

[otiksimr]

hold on i need to conduct a survey.

do you also do this?

yes (on asexual spectrum and/or aromantic spectrum)

yes (you’re anything else)

no (on asexual spectrum and/or aromantic spectrum)

no (you’re anything else)

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

if you vote please comment and/or reblog what your sexuality is if you’re comfortable doing so, so i can make a graph.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]