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snorlaxatives

good morning cruel world

the-little-engine-that-couldnt

Don’t you mean goodbye?

snorlaxatives

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

fishyfellow

This really cheered me up

guerrillatech

deanwinchesterapologist

snorlaxatives

people who grew up like in the 1960s or some shit: one of my fondest childhood memories is going to the lake and skipping rocks :) me: one of my fondest childhood memories is making 8 random sims and slowly killing them off one by one until a sole victor remained

cshlvr

Actually me

cshlvr

shut the fuck up u stupid dumb eight grade fucking bitch,, u never played the actual sims u only played the shitty mobile free play shit. shut the fuck up “actually me” you never actually played the fucking sims and you never will

snorlaxatives

allosauroid

Just learned about this Bengal tigress who, after cracking her tooth, was fitted with a gold crown to repair it. (x)

nau-see

hot girl shit

asyipyip

I can’t get over this lmaooo

adz

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it.

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

honeylemony

What the fuck who drinks that

adz

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

phage-necro

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life

adulthoodisokay

“it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him” gets me every time.

kingtea7w8-deactivated20220426

I HAD THIS MAN TOO

aletheyass

i looooove piracy. it’s like click click this is mine now lmaoooo

equikage

when sypha said ‘i serve no demon and do no evil’ i thought the alternative was something like serving god and doing good but with magic and i was like ok but turns out there is a third option which is ‘i serve literally no one and i do what i want and god can eat my entire ass’