here's my formal invitation, you and me go masquerading!

I'm Fog, unova's coolest zoroark! Σ: 3 my human's friend told me this would be a funny thing to name a blog | [pkmn irl roleplay blog]

[fog-with-a-blog]

hello there hi! the name's Fog I'm a zoroark and I live in opelucid city with my human partner and his dragon partner and like a lot of other friends. my pronouns are she/her unless I'm in disguise and then it's whatever works best for the illusion!

our current battle-approved partners are Emmy the leafeon and Ada the glaceon and Basileus the politoed and Fish the ninjask and Vanilluxe and Comet the goldeen and meeee but only when I'm not borrowing my human's face to be the trainer. here's more about them. sometimes other friends join us though! and we crush our enemies' will beneath our feet!

oh and we're taking care of two skitty kittens nicknamed Taffy and Colbur.

//pelipper mail/malice, mystery gift, and musharna mail are on. magic anons are off.

ooc: rp blog for N's zoroark by @oncillaphoenix. probably mostly lowstakes shenanigans for now but i miight eventually do higher stakes things here? energy and motivation permitting. i have chronic fatigue so those things are in short supply sometimes

would prefer not to engage with blogs that heavily feature glitches, meta horror, or heavy fourth wall breaks. mun and muse are both adults but no nsfw please. cool to interact with any other characters though--sapient pkmn (obviously), eebies, fallers, etc.

see @lovenpeace-pkmn's pinned for more mod info and my hub blog @oncillamoltres for a list of my other rp blogs, me brainstorming/rambling about my characters behind-the-scenes lore, and occasional bonus art.

Games-based timeline, assuming the events of Pokémon Black took place in 2010.

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Getting hit by a super effective fire, ice, flying, or bug type move would be a real pain in the grass

[prokopetz]

It's tough to debate the merits of blasts versus beams because civil discussions have a tendency not to stay that way when everyone involved is capable of shooting blasts and/or beams.

[tinkatinktrain]

pokemon aren't special I can eat leftovers too

[wishmaker-astra]

Can confirm, this is a trait I and humans share

[tinkatinktrain]

let's eat leftovers together

[wishmaker-astra]

[poketcg-art]

Klinklang -- Yuka Morii

[ml-futch]

Everyone at the park is homosexual and/or transgender...yuuuuuup even the dogs

[strandnreyes]

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

[strandnreyes]

this is exactly what I’m talking about

[pinene]

Why are we forgetting the old texts

[the-viridian-city-gym]

Hi I like words what's your favorite words?

Hmm… I’ve never thought of that. Maybe… Ackamarackus? It’s quite fun to say even if you never use it in a daily conversation.

[fog-with-a-blog]

what you say when one of these guys ambushes you in the desert

[poketcg-art]

Zoroark -- Souichirou Gunjima

[olivias-antics]

{soup}

// original image of my cat Apple Fritter

[fog-with-a-blog]

SOUP

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[fog-with-a-blog]

someone should make romance movies for foxes

[fog-with-a-blog]

the human ones are like. fine. but they're full of kissing (confusing) and human sociopolitics and

well somebody's houndour was barking upstairs and I forgot where I was going with this

[fog-with-a-blog]

someone should make romance movies for foxes

[fog-with-a-blog]

asked to leave the library (go into pokeball) for making too many noises back and forth with a skarmory (N rattated me out there's no way the librarians would have traced the noises to me my illusions are better than that)

Σ: P

[aerial-aceing-it]

implying you've eaten pokeblocks?? Yeah sure mr "I swear I don't eat weird things I'm not supposed to" it's going on the list

What do you mean? Pokeblocks aren't that weird, right?

[fog-with-a-blog]

they're literally normal

[melodic-moonrise]

What’s the strongest pokemon in the Paldea?

[son-of-a-dragon]

DEINO!

[melodic-moonrise]

You are very confident for something to wrong

[son-of-a-dragon]

SOON IT WILL BE DEINO!

[fog-with-a-blog]

What if I constructed a hole

also valid!