i hardler know her!!

you don't get it

[maskeraith]

[oniongarlic]

[historysideblog]

Revolving Self Portraits

C. 1865: "Revolving" self-portrait by Nadar

C. 1858 Adrien Tournachon Self portrait

[hustlerose]

go insane go insane

[hungwy]

*kicks your carcass* OMMGGG *kicks it again* EWWW

[midi-wizard]

[mayothompson]

Fucking awesome

[zsnes]

im the guy who has to jack him off to keep him docile and to stop his thousand years blood lust and i totally agree. tight scrotum. small but powerful penis. circumcised.

[wizardjpeg]

and btw the seas are fully dried up

[loveamongthesailors]

cant take a bus to the beach to fact check this one right now but reblogging to spread the word just in case

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

how would the bus driver know when to stop

[elpatron56]

[logarto]

aardvarks are very good but what really charmed me about them was seeing them sleeping… theyre just so chilled out 

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

sloppy style

[quepajaeltambler]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

[wiigiwaamcore]

This video is so top notch, it has so many good things in it: the squinty eyes, the background music, the smack, the fall

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

hannibal lecter calmly explaining the elder scrolls games to me over the phone: …but the most recent game is called Skyrim.

me: Skyrin?

hannibal lecter: No no, Skyrim.

me: Right, Skyrin.

hannibal lecter: You’re saying it incorrectly. Skyrim.

me: Yeah, Skyrin.

hannibal lecter: Sky. Rim.

me: Sky.

hannibal lecter: Sky.

me: Rin.

hannibal lecter:

[nicostiel]

Gokushufudou: The Way of the House Husband

[snuv]

take a sip sweetie

[ratfuck]

*takes a sip*

*takes a sip*

*takes a sip*

*takes a sip*

[ratfuck]

*skin starts to schlop off*

*skin starts to schlop off*

*skin starts to schlop off*

*skin starts to schlop off*

[brittany]

Star Wars: Episode VIII — The Last Jedi (2017), dir. Rian Johnson

[foggy-bog]

me telling my friend i’m about to shit my pants so i can get out of taking the test

[c3rvida3]

Why don't you identify as a lesbian?

I’m a man and I have sexual and romantic feelings for other men that I actively pursue, and I think I heard somewhere that that’s not very lesbian of me.

[buttfacemcgee]

this is one of the most hilarious things ive ever seen

[ismayell]

These computer programs taught themselves how to walk.

Generation 80 don’t give a shit.

[biglawbear]

Me n the girls walking home from the club

[joey-wheeler-official]

Constant inner monologue moodboard

[shittypostarchive]

21/01/2020

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?

Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay

MBMaBM Fan: What?

Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?