[millenkyle]

[abcsofadhd]

(Source: me)

[abcsofadhd]

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

darling (condescending, with a bit of gay subtext)

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that Scientists discovered sharks that are living in an active underwater volcano. Divers cannot investigate because they would get burns from the acidity and heat. (x)

[retroactivebakeries]

#dude you know how exfoliating that must be#these dogs are goddamn smooth as hell

[heartseeker]

me trying to drag myself out of a depressive episode: you are COOL your meat is HUGE and your friends and 12 cartoon husbands love you and think youre sexy as hell

[valtsv]

i hope i'm not just a mutual to you but a potential heist partner as well

[realfootage]

[dudekafkaesque]

don’t do it guys lmao

[ampervadasz]

Barter

[nightofthecreeps]

I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes. 

JOHN MULANEY | SNL Feb. 29, 2020

[kanjichris]

and that is when the joke went from good to great

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[toast-ranger-to-a-stranger]

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

[nekocat44]

[thefoggygolem]

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

[seriousfic]

The Lion King: It is impossible to CGI photorealistic lions who can also emote!

Chronicles of Narnia:

[ruffboi-mags]

i am so angry about how perfect this gif is.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[notkatniss]

KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[mullet69-archive]

average tumblr user

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jimmybuffetsmargaritaville]

reading with ADHD like:

*reads one line* *predicts what’s going to happen* *skips ahead a couple paragraphs to confirm your suspicion* *skips back up to get context for what just happened* *skipping ahead again to finish the thought* *rereading the last 3 paragraphs kind of in order before moving on to the next scene*