click the link in my bio

my name is Mac. there is no link I lied

[grosezero]

[researchh]

[weary4u]

Shes reminds me of me

[weary4u]

Sorry of her i mean her

[dullanyan]

a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.

u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,

[dullanyan]

😔yuuuuuuup. my house is fucked

[maidthings]

only on tumblr will you encounter a joke with "ok so imagine youre fucking one of the cows from that gary larson comic" as the setup

[bovid-beauty-deactivated2025043]

You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

[dsmsix]

thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

[heervrouw]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Henry's Kitchen Tips

[amwult]

[seraphimsix]

My cursed amulet doesn’t want me talking to you anymore ::/

[wastefellow]

FIND THE MAN IN THE FIELD

[seraphimsix]

YES AMULET

[wastefellow]

SLAY HIM

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[mosaur]

awoooooooooooo it's the best boy

[arcticaquantum]

[glutko]

[secretly-walterwhite-deactivate]

Walter Melon

[389]

Dougie Wallace

[bigrabbitsstuff]

🦈

[babewyn]

Now tell me this cunt int smooth

[va-lancy]

[glavilio]

my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

[glavilio]

emo cheetah jughead smoking behind the school: it's hopeless, catamount. they'll never see us as 'real' big cats... us outcats gotta stick together -ﻌ•

[tysonfurybattlepass]

not pictured is the goth clouded leopard girl who bought the cigarettes w her fake id