Je cherche le tire-bouchon...

Je cherche encore et toujours le tire-bouchon... c'est parfois (souvent) au fond d'une bouteille que l'on trouve l'inspiration.

[fleshbra]

When the whole world’s telling you you’re shit, one website telling you you’re wonderful isn’t at risk of tipping the scales unjustly in the opposite direction, ya dig?

[taco-bell-rey]

Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb drunk party girl.

and Ke$ha is all for loving yourself and equality but she continues to receive harassment from mainstream media. Enough harassment to the point that she developed an eating disorder because of it. She is an example of how horrible and sexist the music industry is.

[808kangaroo]

Ke$ha stands in the category of “gifted genius”, she scored near perfect (1500) on her SAT’s and has an IQ of 140

[fondsdebouteilles]

Huh.

[therelatableimages]

[beben-eleben]

Pancakes Around The World

[bluebombardier]

Gotta eat ‘em all.

[nerdandnature]

Now I want pancakes.

[maiyamayhem]

That’s it. Making pancakes for brinner tonight!

[thelingerieaddict-deactivated20]

[New!] Lingerie of the Week: Julie Kennedy Limited Edition Lace Bralette & Panties

This is the kind of lingerie that’s pretty enough to be seen, it’s true, but that also works just as well as something private and personal for yourself.

Photo Credits: 

Model: Julie Kennedy

Lingerie by Julie Kennedy

Please don’t remove the credits. 

[funnywildlife]

on a tightrope by wildphotons on Flickr.

[fondsdebouteilles]

Baaaby, please come back to me! Baaaaaaby! I think I'm stuck here, I can't go any further. I promise I'm a changed goat, I'll never rut with your sister again or eat the last dandelion!

Baaaaabe? Things sound kind of crumbly back here.

...aaaah shit.

[shessoprettywhenshelies]

Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon. Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market. You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards. If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad. It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions. Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters. Changing your car’s oil is not optional. Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move. You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback. It’s always worth reading the instruction manual. Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy. Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way. Good doctors listen more than they talk. You can’t fix a burned roux. Floss. Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right. Measure twice, cut once. Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional. If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good. You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar. There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic. Kindness is not weakness. Baking soda is not baking powder. Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable. Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair. Appropriate footwear is always key. You can absolutely be too forgiving. Real humor punches up, not down. Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material. There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are. Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art. You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction. You can always come home again. But it won’t be the same. Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine. Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball  (via girl-germs)

This is wonderful. I want to print it out for future reference.

Special high five for "humour punches up, not down".

[flying-dutchwoman-blog-blog]

[dailydoseofstuf]

J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.

Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.

[fondsdebouteilles]

Eeeeeeee.

[true-transtrender-deactivated20]

Being a critical fan means that you love a famous human being, knowing fully well they are flawed and can make mistakes due to their privilege-blindness or outright ignorance (whether knowingly or unknowingly practicing misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, racism, etc.). When they fuck up, it is your duty as a critical fan to make them better, call them out and educate them. Your job is not to create excuses and adamantly defend their mistakes because they are so fierce in your eyes.

Janet Mock (via trans-ient)

[charleldridge]

[fondsdebouteilles]

You can mark me if you want.

[nevver]

Holiday, Incidental Comics

[imperfectio]

[fondsdebouteilles]

!!!!! I want this so badly.

[qohr]

[fondsdebouteilles]

Sweet dreams are made of this.

[fondsdebouteilles]

Aaaand this is what happens when finals strike. The bucket of water is my health at the moment.

[olennaredwyne]

[lilibaba]

[oshibui]

drapid.

[fondsdebouteilles]

Ooof I want berries and summer so much

[klotzblog]

Important!  (I’m using it for my creative writing right now)

[fondsdebouteilles]

Pronouns are important! Get that shit right please.