sabrina

alton brown enthusiast

[porterr-robinson]

[sttaybeauttiful]

what is the judging criteria here? what?

[cookii-whore]

[unpretty]

[prettynerdieworks]

[foodntwk]

my soul has left its body I can’t believe Ted just tasted burrito water

[mmemordant]

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

Me: ugh I hate Beat Bobby Flay so much

Also me, when that weird  Beat Bobby Flay rap commercial comes on:

[filteredrays2-deactivated202106]

whenever somebody on Halloween Wars drops something made entirely out of sugar I lose three years off my lifespan

[officialinternet]

[cityofartists]

This is how I write my resume

[yawpyawp]

today was kinda shitty so i am having two (2) screwdrivers and lying on my face and watching zumbo’s just desserts

[feed-the-roses-deactivated20181]

How is it?

[yawpyawp]

I LOVE IT

[feed-the-roses-deactivated20181]

The Netflix trailer looked aggressive and with that title I was hoping for a pastry-based revenge thriller.

[yawpyawp]

I have literally never seen a cooking show with less chill, and that’s really saying something since I’ve seen everything Gordon Ramsay has ever made

[feed-the-roses-deactivated20181]

less than Cutthroat Kitchen? B/C that show is sack of hammers.

[yawpyawp]

GOD DAMN UR RIGHT

THis is like Cutthroat Kitchen’s slightly nicer Australian cousin who does too much acid.

[feed-the-roses-deactivated20181]

Okay that was the first gif result for Zumbo and i’m sold.

[ogilvadiofficial]

I can’t believe I just heard Alex Guarnaschelli say “hashtag yes daddy”

[cryptidfuckery]

Happy birthday to the only person who matters on this God forsaken hellscape of a planet: Gordon Ramsey

[badcutthroatkitchen-ideas]

if you win THIS item one opponent of your choice has to cook their dish over the radioactive core of chernobyl

[thepigeongazette]

‘murica!!!!    Happy (early) 4th of July :)

P.S.: I know Gordon Ramsay’s Scottish, it’s just that he’s so ubiquitous now in American cooking competitions. Also not trying to downplay his international culinary achievements!

[godfatherofgreenbay-deactivated]

[foodnetworker]

the signs as cutthroat kitchen episode titles

Aries: Frankly Alton, I Don't Give a Clam

Taurus: I Would Do Anything for Loaf

Gemini: The Yolk's on You

Cancer: You're all up Bahn Mi

Leo: I Love It When You Call Me Big Papaya

Virgo: Whatchoo Taco'ing About, Alton?

Libra: A Dingo Ate My Dutch Baby

Scorpio: Taco Dirty to Me

Sagittarius: Here's Looking at You, Squid

Capricorn: A Crepe-y Situation

Aquarius: Chili'd to the Bone

Pisces: Molasses Mo' Problems