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Haziq. 20. Melbourne, Australia

[30-minute-memes]

I see his robot as an absolute win

[monica-geller]

[toastbutteregg]

[neutralbacteria]

[keltik]

[cannedviennasnausage]

there’s an orange tree in my parent’s house in pr and the oranges it produced were always green we always thought something happened that kept them from ripening but it turns out they just didn’t fake-tan wtf

[teenagerposts]

this is so pure

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Shout out to Eric Andre

[phoneticmeow]

[karstaagskookykastle-blog]

No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”

That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.

Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being a goddamn idiot before they ruin their lives.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hotboyproblems]

Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??

[diinofayce]

You can’t just call me out like this.

[thecommonchick]

OMG! 😂

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

[spagetthy]

As a pilot I am ashamed, this is disgusting and unethical. I can not BELIEVE that you would do such a sinful thing as to perform oral pleasure on a pilot, during flight, in the bathroom when the cockpit is RIGHT THERE. it’s literally a COCKpit. It’s IN THE NAME

[vladtheunfollower]

Credit: Symbio Wildlife Park

[bears-official]

mlemmen MONCH l’grap!

[porterr-robinson]

[foodchewer]

live laugh lasagna

[whitepeopletwitter]

[leander-ligo]

The Chamber of Secrets has been opened

[rilenz13]

You guys missed the follow-up