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Name's Ryan (28), aka, The Prancing Llama, take your shoes off before entering please~

[2colde]

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

[ruinedchildhood]

[windwaver]

[somewordsarebiggerthanothers]

[somewordsarebiggerthanothers]

[dyeuz]

[depsidase]

[docrobinavitch]

i fear that some of you take yourselves far too seriously for adults who log into tumblr every day

[finalgirlguy]

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

[rocktheholygrail]

[penandinkprincess]

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

[uwontrememberme]

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

[fairycosmos]

does anyone remember feeling well

[cyberratz]

me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left

[charseraph]

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

[dragon-in-a-fez]

attention patients, your chemotherapy is being replaced with a salvo of AIM-54 Phoenix missiles. please stand very still.

[kitchling]

[teapotenuse]

[squidong]

And so does an AIM-54 Phoenix missile. (xkcd 1217)