[stimman4000]

my skater bro roommate talks to my other roommates cat exactly like she’s a person and i love it. she was meowing earlier and he was like “dude do you wanna watch a movie with us? you can come chill with us if you want. we’d love to spend some time with you” blessed

[hiddenblog609]

[toastoat]

This is a baby asking this to other babies

[ororomunroedontpullout]

A true warrior queen has risen

[cemeteryasmr-deactivated2018053]

the club penguin staff would never treat their users like this is all im saying

[dimetrodone]

[blackdenimjeans3]

[superpagangirl]

[asparagays]

y'all have issues

[superpagangirl]

[italianleathers0fa]

nobody:

my cat, about to puke on the carpet:

[devilishdescent]

with his flesh abroad, he wakes. on its return, he slumbers again.

[devilishdescent]

the pain of departure pulls him from his dreams, his nightmares, his vast and unspeakable visions of beyond. god bless the back of the beast, for it is all that keeps us from his terrible awareness.

[galacticpasta]

this is post is definitely part of something far darker than we will ever be able to comprehend

[ruinedchildhood]

[fluoresensitivearchived]

You can love all of humanity while still guarding your heart and hating harmful, shitty, violent and evil people … Like it doesn’t take away from your “niceness” or whatever (niceness, by itself, is just bullshit; worry about being kind and good, instead) to hate anti-semites, to hate racists, to hate white supremacy and imperialism and colonialism. 

[willow]

mood: 20 unread messages but still feeling lonely

[yourgqdaddy]

Shy, but will fuck you in public

[isnt]

follow @isnt​ for more memes

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

women be downloading pdfs

[just-another-keysmash]

And men….don’t….?…?

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

no men can’t read

[miiriya]

[valtsv]

(annoyed british butler voice) sir… that’s somewhat cringe

[azuzulira]

I daresay you might lose subscriber

[normal-horoscopes]

“VIOLENCE FOR VIOLENCE IS THE RULE OF BEASTS” SAYS THE MAN WHO SPENT THEIR DAYS INFLICTING VIOLENCE UPON THE INNOCENT AND NOW FEARS THEIR RIGHTFUL RETRIBUTION

“AN EYE FOR AN EYE LEAVES THE WHOLE WORLD BLIND” SAYS THE MAN WITH BOTH EYES INTACT

HOW QUICKLY THE HAWK BECOMES A DOVE WHEN FACED WITH THE BARREL OF A GUN