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“It’s not always easy to see the good in people. In some people, you might even doubt that it’s there at all. But if you can somehow, find a way to believe…sometimes that’s all it takes to help someone, to give them the strength to find the good in themselves.”
Handmade Stuffed Mouse! Please support me!
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Handmade Mouse This cute handmade mouse is perfect for anyone who likes mice and stuffed animals! The body of each mouse is made of anti-p
I'm selling stuffed mice on Etsy! They're handmade and completely hand sewn. They're super cute! Perfect for anyone who likes mice!
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Handmade Frog This cute handmade frog is a perfect gift for anyone who likes frogs! Note: The frogs are made and sewn by hand. Each frog m
I'm selling stuffed frogs on Etsy! They're handmade and completely hand sewn. They're super cute and available in multiple colors! Perfect for anyone who likes frogs!
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Handmade stuffed frogs! Please support me!
Check out this item in my Etsy shop https://www.etsy.com/listing/1183271461/handmade-frog-plush-stuffed-animal-toy
Handmade Frog This cute handmade frog is a perfect gift for anyone who likes frogs! Note: The frogs are made and sewn by hand. Each frog m
I'm selling stuffed frogs on Etsy! They're handmade and completely hand sewn. They're super cute and available in multiple colors! Perfect for anyone who likes frogs!
love it when people are just a little bit unraveled. hair wisps flying everywhere, wrinkles in yesterday's t-shirt, pockets reserved for useless things only. fingers kissed blue from the last pen that fell in love with you. laugh on the wrong side of raw. smile on the right side of bizarre. bright eyes smeared kohl dark, hungry mouth stained lollipop red. messy messy messy messy. you are blurry like the edges of my favorite old photograph. each second you're born anew. you are beautiful and terrible and the most irreplaceable part of living and i could love you forever and ever and ever
Do you have an origin?
mom
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i think more haunted houses should have haunted clawfoot bathtubs that move and exist as separate, distinct demonically possessed entities
Fun fact! Haunted bathtubs are an example of coevolution with haunted houses! As houses became more elaborate, haunted water fixtures changed to match the opulence. As such, the haunted hut and its symbiotic counterpart, the haunted well, gradually changed into the more inviting haunted estate with the haunted tub now being an internal parasite instead of an external one. You are correct, more haunted houses SHOULD have haunted clawfoot bathtubs because they promote the health of the house and indicate a functional paranormal ecosystem.
this website is so utterly detached from reality i love it
I just imagined a haunted house as a full on ecosystem that needs each haunted piece in order to function as a whole. So if one spirit is exorcised then the whole system goes nuts and eventually ceases to operate. Meaning that once an exorcism takes place the entire house suddenly gets 10x worse till balance is restored.
“Listen, ma’am, we can’t just exorcise this one poltergeist, this is a load bearing poltergeist, ok? We remove this one, we may as well rip out the whole damn ectosystem.”
#velvet highbacked armchairs live at the top of the predatory chair hierarchy despite being pack poltergeists much like their haunted kitchenware counterparts #apex poltergeists such as haunted beds and chaise lounges and dining tables strongly dislike being moved
Haunted lamps flicker in alluring ways to attract mates. They typically lay only one or two bulbs at a time and guard them fiercely due to both their fragility and small numbers. A bulb eventually hatches into a spooky Halloween nightlight. This process has never been witnessed, and thus is not very well understood. The nightlights are entirely dependent on their outlets, and must still rely on the protection of their parents to survive. Only until they grow into their juvenile state, table lamps, can they leave their parents to explore their surroundings and find their first lampshade. Like hermit crabs, lamps must replace their shades periodically as they reach their adult state, the floor lamp.
Elaborate haunted carpets and bloodthirsty Persian rugs may seem like scavenging bottom feeders, and technically they are, but if stomped on or run upon they have been known to take down a full grown adult with ease.
Demonic doors are obviously capable locking/unlocking, jamming/releasing at will but their hinges only squeak when they are asleep so you only have to worry about the doors when it’s quiet.
But Imagine: DOMESTICATED clawfoot bathtubs… running out of the bathrooms, shaking themselves off like dogs, trailing a shower fixture like a lead. Dropping soap at your feet and wagging its bathtub butt as it begs you to play fetch with it.
Where can I get a pet clawfoot bathtub…?
please adopt don’t shop!!!
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With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, extraterrestrials saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the universe discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism.
im so emptional aboht lobsters its like god slammed windows 11 in a 2004 PC and said ”we shall see” i love themso much those funky little dudes they’re my friends merry crustaceans
i was drunk but my point still stands
Anti war activist Harvey Milk. That Harvey Milk. Cool cool cool cool cool
Fun fact. Harvey milk was dishonorably discharged from the military for being gay. Years after his death, the military sought to make amends and change the status of his discharge, however, Harvey Milk’s family refused. They preferred that Harvey’s dishonorable discharge stay on record indefinitely so no one would forget the military’s history of discrimination.
Legends about dragons probably began because our ancestors unearthed dinosaur bones while mining.
