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@for-the-infps
MBTI
Hey guys!
I was wondering if anyone here knew their Meyers-Briggs Type and if it describes you completely. For me, I’m an INFJ, and the description for my type is spot on. So, what’s your MBTI? Is the description for your type spot on or are there some things that are wrong?
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INFP, and it's spot on
mbti as ways they say “i love you”
(x)
istp
“stay over”
“you might like this”
“i was just in the neighborhood”
estp
“i want you to be happy”
“you look like you could use a hug”
“i’ll wait”
isfp
“you didn’t have to ask”
“i’ll meet you halfway”
“i’ll be here when you’re ready”
esfp
“i saw this and thought of you”
“i’m worried about you”
“i like your laugh”
istj
“don’t worry about me”
“i’m proud of you”
“that’s okay, i bought two”
estj
“you should take a break - you work too hard”
“take my jacket, it’s cold outside”
“you’re important too”
isfj
“i made this for you”
“we can share”
“i don’t mind”
esfj
“it reminded me of you”
“i made your favourite”
“i want you to have this”
infp
“listen to this song - it reminded me of you”
“i’m happy you’re here”
“i saved you a piece”
enfp
“well what do you want to do?”
“i picked these for you”
“stay there, i’ll come get you”
infj
“you dont have to say anything”
“i’ll help you study”
“i noticed”
enfj
“do you need any help with that?”
“call me if you need anything”
“it’s no bother”
intp
“i’ll do it for you”
“i really want your opinion on something”
“wow”
entp
“you can have the last slice”
“what do you want to watch?”
“do you want to come too?”
intj
“is there anything i can do to help?”
“it’s okay, i couldn’t sleep anyways”
“take mine”
entj
“i appreciate what you do for me”
“you just made my day”
“we’ll figure it out”
When you’re an infp and a stranger interacts with you
" What's your personal style?"
INFP: A soft, feminine romance inspired style, with just a tinge of vintage, and a pastel colour pallet. I adore skirts and dresses, and I love soft and messy hairstyles, with face framing layers. Makeup-wise, I think natural and sweet is the way to go.
INTP: I wear pants sometimes
Tap the middle suggestion of your suggested words to form two sentences, and add your MBTI type for the fun of it.
ISFJ- I’m not grateful that you can have it for you but you can have a great time together with your family. I think I’m sorry but it’s not good to talk about it.
ENTP-
It was the best thing to do with a good time. I’m not sure what to say, but there are some things i do not want.
ESFP: I’m so pretty cool, I can’t believe I just sent you this picture. And you ask if you want to have the time, you get to the next level and then it’s just annoying.
@random-esfp @neon-lake @dethnira @florenceandstevie yall need to do this too
Is this referring to the predictive feature for phone keyboards? (I never use it so it’ll probably be the default selection whoops)
ISFP - The fact is that you can love both cats and dogs equally without taking a side! (I got the same two words for the next sentence so I won’t do that one XD)
ISTP - I feel like this amount of emptiness isn’t healthy lol Whatever I’ll deal with it. I mean, to the extent of snuggling up to each other, the towns themselves are miles apart, so it takes forever to get somewhere.
…? What the hell lol
I get the first sentence
The second one not so much lolololol
Oh okay I just got what this means 😂 OK here goes:
ISFP - The only thing I would like to be able to do with a lot of people in the world is a great day. I love you so much!
istp - dude he doesn’t know how much he is doing this to the right time. dude he was a good boy but i is the only boy.
entj - I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person.
INTP - I am a sarcastic bitch all the time. I am a lazy ass bitch.
INFP- I'm not going good enough to say to you took a good look and I think you are so pretty. I'm not going good enough to say to you too much but you are still my friend.
What the actual frick.
INFP: I'm dreaming of a whiiite christmaaas~~~ just like the ones I used to knooow~~~
ESTJ: You've never even had a White Christmas we live in Australia you dumb f**k
MBTI and an Escape Room
ISFJ: “No, no, no, no”
ESFJ: *crying and furious* “This is tearing us apart! Get it together people!”
ISTJ: *Says everyone is an idiot for trying the wrong thing- never offers his own solution*
ESTJ: “I would take over, but I like watching ENFJ fail at it.”
ESTP: “Wait guys, I got this” *does something stupid* *fails*
ISTP: “If you guys would just listen to me then I could get us out of here- ok no one is listening to me, that’s fine too, whatever”
ESFP: *completely oblivious to everyone’s stress* “This is so fun!”
ISFP: *mopping in the corner* “I’m just really tired, I don’t want to do this.”
ENFP: *simply talking and rabbit trailing about random possibilities* “Hey look at this! This is so cool! Oh that’s kinda creepy…what if-”
INFP: *super chill and relaxed* “Man, this is so much fun. Hey guys- we should try and scare ISTJ”
INFJ: *Thinks he knows how to get out but can’t talk because all the tension in the room is about to make him cry*
ENFJ: *Keeps trying to create order amongst the group, but gets too emotional to handle the responsibility*
ENTJ: *Has already planned out which one of his friends he will have to sacrifice first*
INTJ: *Knows how to get out after discussing with INFJ* *Doesn’t tell anyone because they want to laugh inwardly at everyone freaking out*
ENTP: “Hey guys, I know what will work!” *tries something complicated and stupid* *fails*
INTP: “My goodness, I can’t believe you guys haven’t figured it out yet, it’s so obvious” *doesn’t actually know how to get out*
Out of Context Quotes: INTP Edition
“But if I had feet for boobs then shirts wouldn’t fit properly.“
“Excuse me, sir, do you have any experience with explosives?”
“Quick, who can tell me how to say, ‘What up bitches,’ in French?”
“I’m not saying some ‘one plus three equals ten bibbity bobbity’ bullshit.“
“Vroom vroom, life is a simulator and my entire existence is a lie!”
Stereotype: "INFPs are SOOOO WHINY AND OVERDRAMATIC OMG. They should be more like INFJs. They NEVER complain or overreact."
Real life:
INFJ: * drops cookie* ACGHSJIJGSFHJISIHGCSSJHGFVSFGSHJSVFJSHHFS * falls over* It's.. It's over... *grips ISTJ's hand* E-even though I won't be * coughs up blood* with you from now on... Please... You have to * cough* stay.... Strong..... for.. Gerald...*dies*
ISTJ: Who the **** is Gerald
INFP: * falls downs staircase*
INFP: Sqiggly Squine I'm totally fine 😎
* 3 hours later*
INTP: INFP WHY IS YOUR FOOT PURPLE
INFP: Lol I think I might have sprained my ankle when I fell down dem stairs lol. Oh that reminds me of that vine! " help me bowl O' rice help me bowl o' rice. Help me down those stairs 😂😂😂!!!"
INTP: NOW ISN'T THE TIME FOR MEMES. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING EARLIER F***NUT?!
INFP: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
To my friends over at the Myers Briggs side of tumblr:
Which do you prefer?: mbti or MBTI? intj or INTJ?
(Personally I prefer lowercase, but I’m equal opportunity)
I prefer lowercase as well, just cause it feels less in-your-face, but I think it depends where you are + what context it’s in? Like I would make a serious/informational mbti post using caps, but otherwise I like lowercase better (probably from getting used to tumblr’s no capitalization + no punctuation style) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I actually prefer uppercase, but maybe that's just me
anyways if you’re against neurogenders you’re transphobic
whether youre trans or not
How People View INFPs vs. How INFPS Actually Are
What people think INFPs are like: Precious sweethearts who are -so- emotional and cry about -everything- all the time.
What INFPs are actually like: Warriors that are stuck dreaming about the ways they want to help and rescue the people they love, and win love in return. They want the world to be like the fictional one they have in their head and if they are too overwhelmed by life's problems they want to be -alone-, even away from their closest friends, to be upset and jaded at the world.
How people think INFPs socialize: When they see their friends, they weep for joy because it's so beautiful, and they just can't take the sheer beauty of the friendship.
How INFPs -actually- socialize: Most of their social interactions happen with the version of you they have in their head.
How often people think INFPs cry: Everytime the sun sets. Everytime the icing on their cupcake is perfect. Everytime they walk in the park. Everytime the wind blows. Everytime...
How often INFPs actually cry: When something has come along to truly, truly break their heart. Which is actually hard to do. When everything that they have desired in life begins to fall apart and they feel their dreams crumbling. When they realize they don't know what to do, to go back to where they were before. When they're watching a sad movie/reading a sad book.
How easy people think it is to befriend an INFP: Be a person. Congrats you're their friend.
How easy it -actually- is to befriend an INFP: It isn't. You may consider them -your- friend, but they don't consider you the same. You're not really their friend until you prove that you and they share a true kindred link.
What people think INFPs dream about: Being rescued by a knight in shining armor.
What INFPs actually dream about: Being a knight in shining armor, rescuing.
What people think annoys an INFP: Nothing.
What actually annoys an INFP: Loads of stuff, including MBTI posts that type us as crybaby cinnamon rolls. Please stop. It's humiliating. Thanks.
I’m such an INFJ it hurts…. wow
Infj (f) , Intp(f), enfp (m) friends??
INTP: Is ENFP always like this when he loses?
INFJ: Oh, yes. You should’ve been here for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2008.
ENFP: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!
INTP: Why do you randomly close your eyes, INFP? It's super creepy. Do you have eye problems? Are you sleepy? Are you being possessed by Satan?
INFP: Ah, well, you know those stories where some small creature has to get through a house without being seen by the humans, and it's like super scary and stressful?
INTP: I think you're the only one who would find that scary, but yeah, I know what you're talking about. What about them?
INFP: Well, I thought the least I could do is close my eyes every once in a while to help them out a little!
INFP: :D
INTP:
INFP: :D
INTP:
INFP: :D
INTP:
INTP: Why are you like this?
Ne thing you can do Ni can do better
Ni can do anything better than you
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